Witty Jokes Unleashed: A Playground of Sarcastic Humor.

COP: I’m giving you a ticket for speeding.

BLONDE: What should I do with it?

COP: Save it. When you have 4 you get a bicycle.

Coworker: Do you know Juan?
Me: Be more specific. I'm Puerto Rican. We all know Juan 🇵🇷

Some people are like clouds

When they fuck off its a nice day. 😎

I've been married long enough to know that when my wife says 'I love you', she is talking to the dog 🐕

I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Having sex with a depressed person is necrophilia. Cause we're dead inside. 😉

Sometimes they don't love you, They love how you love them.

I am always right! I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like you appear bright—until they open their mouths.

I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to who can’t.

I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror.🤗