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"Absurdity is the spice of life."
- Woody Allen

Welcome, intrepid explorers, to the wonderfully wacky world of absurd humor, where logic takes a backseat and the nonsensical reigns supreme! Here, we celebrate the delightfully bizarre, the hilariously irrational, and the downright zany, all in the name of unbridled laughter. So, if you're ready to leave the mundane behind and embark on a wild ride through the realm of the ridiculous, you've come to the right place.
Remember, in the world of absurd humor, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Taking you on a wild ride through the realm of nonsense.

A man walks into a bar after a long day and proceeds to drink. Meanwhile he gets friendly with this well dressed chap near him.
After some beers this new friend says " Dude do you know that if you drink whiskey here you can fly temporarily ?"
"What ? That's absurd !! Ok prove it to me right now !!" says the man, wisely.
The well dressed guy removed his coat, and then proceeds to jump out the window. He does a somersault and some tricks and comes back in safely.
"Your turn " he says.
The man, who now has complete faith in the dude proceeds to take a shot of whiskey and jumped out through the window. He fell and broke most of his bones.
As he was being taken away in the ambulance, the bartender comes up to him and says " Damn... Superman can be real mean when he is drunk !!"

My wife is blaming me for screwing up her birthday
She is so absurd. I didn't even know it was her birthday. 😀