The humor that's safe for all ages.

Welcome to the sparkling world of clean humor, where laughter is served fresh and family-friendly! If you're on the hunt for wholesome giggles that won't make grandma blush, you've hit the jackpot. Our collection of clean jokes is a delightful blend of wit, charm, and good-natured fun, perfect for sharing with friends and family of all ages. So, gather 'round and get ready to chuckle, chortle, and guffaw your way through a lighthearted journey that proves laughter truly is the best medicine – and it doesn't need a prescription!

CLEAN jokes collection.

Giggling without making you blush.

Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands.

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.

Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."

A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's check book!"

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Clean jokes are comedy you can enjoy guilt-free, without awkward silences or embarrassed glances afterwards.

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These jokes are kid-tested and parent-approved that go down easy.

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Clean jokes - because the best humor comes with a smile, not a blush!

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