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What do you call a sick bird from Mars?
An Ill eagle alien.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again.

It. 😃


What did the door said to the other door on a date?
You're a-door-able.


I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

It's impossible to put down!


How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave! 🌊



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My son climbed up onto my shoulders last night and started reciting numbers "1... 2... 3..." I said "Hey! What are you doing? Get off of there..."

My son replied "Dad - don't let me down. I'm counting on you."🔢


A basketball player and a dwarf have robbed the local bank.

Police are looking high and low 🤪


If a woman sits on a table during her period, does it call periodic table? 👩‍🦰


“What did one warrior say to the other warrior after he chopped his feet off? You have been defeeted!” 🦶


I just want to give a shout out to sidewalks.
For keeping me off the streets.




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