Random dad joke:
What do you call a sick bird from Mars?
An Ill eagle alien.
Selected dad jokes:
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
What did the door said to the other door on a date?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
It's impossible to put down!
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave! 🌊
More dad jokes...
My son climbed up onto my shoulders last night and started reciting numbers "1... 2... 3..." I said "Hey! What are you doing? Get off of there..."
My son replied "Dad - don't let me down. I'm counting on you."🔢
A basketball player and a dwarf have robbed the local bank.
Police are looking high and low 🤪
If a woman sits on a table during her period, does it call periodic table? 👩🦰
“What did one warrior say to the other warrior after he chopped his feet off? You have been defeeted!” 🦶
I just want to give a shout out to sidewalks.
For keeping me off the streets.