A mental game of ping pong.
Participating in a Q&A is like playing a game of verbal hide-and-seek, where the truth is the sought-after prize and evasion is the name of the game.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-05-10.
A whirlwind of witty inquiries and clever retorts.
The only thing funnier than the questions themselves are the surprising answers that follow.
When it comes to Q&A jokes, the laughter is always in the response.
Have your mind twisted and tickled by a series of puzzling questions and uproarious answers.
Q - what do you call a group of whales playing instruments?
A - an Orcastra!!!
Q. What do you do when an elephant cums through your window?
A. Swim for your life.
Q - what did the mountain climber name his son?
A - Cliff!
Q: What do you call a shoe that's made out of a banana?
A: A slipper.
Q: why did Neil Armstrong’s son get suspended from school?
A: he was being astronaughty.
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you will rise and shine!
Q: "How long's the next train?"
A : "6 carraiges"
Q) Who’s the coolest person in a hospital?
A) The ultra sound guy.
Q: What's the advantage of being a test tube baby?
A: You get a womb with a view.
Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
A: Re-morse code.
Q: What's grey, sits on a hill and howls at the moon, and is made of concrete?
A: A wolf!
?? But a wolf's not made of concrete!!
I know, I just threw the concrete it to make it HARD.
Q: Whats the difference between a camera and a sock?
A: A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes
Q: What is big, grey and jumps out of trees on to the unwary?
A: The elephant of surprise!
Q: What has 3 feet and no toes...?
A: a yard stick!!!
Q: How does a red head walk ?
A: Gingerly.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The ex-men.
What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up a banjo!
Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A. Because she always runs away from the ball!
Q: What do protons and life coaches have in common?
A: They know how to stay positive.
Q: What does the Queen call it when she takes a photo of herself ?
A: A Onesie.
Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts!
Q:Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?
A: Because they have no balls to scratch!
- What is the opposite of a croissant?
- A happy uncle!!
Q: What do you see when the dough boy bends over??
A: Doughnuts!
Q: When frosty bends over?
A: Snowballs.
Q: What two things in the air get a girl pregnant??
A: Her legs!
Q: What do you call a prostitute that likes pop music ?
A: A pop tart.
Q: What do you call a battery powered air conditionner?
A: DC-AC.
Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A: A father-in-law.
- What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say to clients as they are leaving ?
- Thanks for cumming !
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A: One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Q: What do blondes consider to be safe sex?
A: Locking the car doors!
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.
Q: What do you call someone who has been hit by a car?
A: An ambulance.
Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.
Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts!
Q:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A:To get to the other slide!!
Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
A: The letter "m."
Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.
Q: What goes "ooooooooooooooo"?
A: A cow with no lips.
Q: If the stork is the bird that brings babies. What is the bird that prevents babies?
A: The swallow.
Q: Who would make the best horticulturist among the Avengers?
A: Hulk would, because he has a green thumb.
Q: What do the Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
A: Icy dead people.
Q: "What kind of wine goes best with laundry?"
A: "A dryer wine goes well..."
Q: What did the newly wed Princess find out on her honeymoon?
A: Not all Rulers are 12 inches
Q:What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
A:One's a superhero the others a command.
Q: How do you catch a bra?
A: With a boobie trap.
Q: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
A: OH Sheet.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg ?
A: Who cares? They both got laid !
Q: What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A:"You guys have no life."
Q: What do you call a factory that makes OK stuff?
A: A satisfactory
Q: How do you order cannabis over the phone?
A: Just press the ‘hash’ key!
Q: How do you make a lawyer taller?
A: Give him viagra.
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Stiff her!
Q: What is a duck's favourite tv show?
A: A duck-u-mentary.
Q: What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A: A maybe!
QUESTION- What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?
ANSWER- Finding out it was traced.
Q: Why are Saturdays and Sundays the only strong days?
A: Cos the rest are weekdays.
Q:Why does coffee taste like mud?
A:Because it was just ground.
Q: Why do pirates have a hard time remembering the alphabet?
A: Because they always get lost at C!