A mental game of ping pong.
Participating in a Q&A is like playing a game of verbal hide-and-seek, where the truth is the sought-after prize and evasion is the name of the game.
Weird never felt so funny.
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2024-12-02.
A whirlwind of witty inquiries and clever retorts.
The only thing funnier than the questions themselves are the surprising answers that follow.
When it comes to Q&A jokes, the laughter is always in the response.
Have your mind twisted and tickled by a series of puzzling questions and uproarious answers.
Q: What goes 'plink, plink, fizz fizz?..... Ans: Two babies falling in a bath of acid!
Q: what does a woman & Kentucky fried chicken have in common?
A: By the time your finished with the breast and thighs, all u have left is the greasy box to put the bone in!
Q:When does a boyscout become a man?
A:When he eats his first brownie.
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Q: What do lesbians need by law?
A: a liquor licence.
Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A: full.
Q: What do you call a secret agent's minor assignment between major operations?
A: An intermission.
Difference between
Vibrator and a Ventilator ?
You're Coming or Going 😎
Q:What would you call the relationship between two wires?
A:Current affairs, 🤓
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid. 🧜♀️
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles. 😎
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it's nose off.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks. 😎
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth! 🌼
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud. ☁
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.🎅
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”
Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him. 💡
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer. 🙄
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: Snowballs. ⛄
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill! 🐧
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot! 🥕
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places! ♥
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.
Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?
A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble… 🏀
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet. 🚿
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone. 👱♀️
Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it. 🍺
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. 😁
Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road. 🐔
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, "Lunch is on me!"
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