A mental game of ping pong.
Participating in a Q&A is like playing a game of verbal hide-and-seek, where the truth is the sought-after prize and evasion is the name of the game.
Weird never felt so funny.
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2024-10-17.
A whirlwind of witty inquiries and clever retorts.
The only thing funnier than the questions themselves are the surprising answers that follow.
When it comes to Q&A jokes, the laughter is always in the response.
Have your mind twisted and tickled by a series of puzzling questions and uproarious answers.
Q: Why do Cakes Invites Ice cream on they're parties??
A: Because he was COOL.
Q:What is ET short for?
A:Coz he's got little legs.
Q: What do birthday candles and farts have in common?
A: Both are far more entertaining when lit with a match.
Q: How did boobs got their name?
A: From the top view it looks like a B, the front view looks like oo, and the side view looks like a b.
Q:What was the most groundbreaking invention ever?
A:I think it was the shovel.
Q:What kind of tractor makes crop circles?
A:A pro tractor.
Q:Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle ?
A:It's Eeleagle.
Q:Why do Norway's battleships have a bar code on the side of them?
A:So when they enter port, they can Scandinavian!
Q:What did the seal with the broken arm say to the polar bear?
A:Do not consume if seal is broken.
Q: What do you call it when an insect commits suicide?
A: Insecticide.
Q:How do you impress a female baker?
A:Bring her flours!
Q:- Women's breasts. Why do they have nipples?
A:- Because otherwise they would be pointless.
Q:What is an electricians favorite type of news?
A:Current events.
Q:What is the best time of the day, hands-down?
A:6.30.
Q:Why dose a squirrel swim on its back ?
A:To keep his nuts dry.
Q:What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
A:They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
Q:What do you call a cow that just gave birth??
A:Decaffeinated.
Q:What do you call two turtles fucking??
A:Slow Poke.
Q:What if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hit you back?
A:That would be alarming.
Q:How do you greet a German Barber?
A: good morning Herr dresser.
Q:Why was Darth Vader referred to as Lord Vader?
A:Because calling him Master Vader made all the stormtroopers giggle.
Q:Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A:Because he Neverlands.
Q: How does Batman drink his Whiskey ???
A: With Just Ice.
Q:Why do chicken coups have only 2 doors?
A:Because if they had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: What type of music should you listen to when you're fishing?
A: Something catchy!
Q:What did the cross-eyed teacher say?
A:I can't control my pupils!
Q:What do you call a bee hive with no exits?
A:Unbeeleaveable.
Q: at a party, where are you most likely to find a comedian?
A: at the punch line.
Q: What dogs do you find in a hotdogs?
A: Inbreds.
Q:What do Bakers wear on their feet?
A:Loafers.
Q:What do they call a french guy who is electrocuted?
A:A french fry.
Q:What do you call a donkey that takes Viagra ?
A:A hard ass.
Q:What do you call a fat psychic
A:"A...four...chin...teller"
Q:What’s the number one item shipped by amazon?
A:Cardboard boxes.
Q: What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
A: Amazon kindle.
Q:How do you get a nun pregnant?
A:Have an altar boy fart in her.
Q: 2+2= your girlfriend... know why?
A: Cause she's 4 everyone.
Q: What does a duck do when it watches porn ?
A: Quack off.
Q:Why was the computer late to work?
A:Because it had a hard drive.
Q: Why did the lumberjack's truck stop?
A: To let the lumber jack off.
What dog does Dracula own?
A Blood Hound.
Q:What’s blue & fucks old people?
A:Me, in my lucky blue coat.
Q: How do you make 4 lbs of fat look attractive ?
A: Put a nipple on it.
Q:What do vaginas and the mafia have in common?
A:One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Q:What do you call a sick red head?
A:Ginger ail.
Q:Why was the ancient Egyptian kid sad?
A:Because his daddy was a mummy!
Q: Why was Tigger's head stuck in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh.
Q:What do lesbian vampires say to each other?
A:See you in a month.
Q:What did the big phone say to the small phone?
A:You're too young to get engaged...
Q:What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A:You're too young to smoke...
Q: What is the speed limit of sex?
A: 68mph. At 69 you have to turn around
Q:Why do cumshots drip into belly buttons?
A:Because the sea men are trying to get to the navel base.
Q:What!s a Transvestite?
A:Ask your Mother! He'll tell you.
Q:How many wrinkles does an asshole have?
A:Why don't you smile & I can count them...
Q:What do you call a fat psychic ?
A :Four chin teller.
My uncle was a conductor.
Q: In an orchestra,
or on a train?
A: Neither. He was struck by lightning!
Q:What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
A:Nobody knows.
Q:Why don't Chinese play Baseball?
A:Because they eat the bat😎
Q:What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A:Only takes one nail to put the picture up.
Q:How do you make a dead baby float?
A:Two scoops of vanilla, one scoop of dead baby.