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"I love dad jokes, they're so bad that they're good. It's like a guilty pleasure!"

- Ryan Reynolds

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- Updated: 2025-06-30.




  1. Dad Jokes: Where puns are the currency and laughter is the reward!


  2. What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building??

    They all can! Buildings can't jump!! 😏


    When does a joke become a dad joke?
    When it becomes apparent.


    What is an Eskimos favourite song ?
    Whale meat again. 🐳


    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work...πŸ“’


    I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger

    Then it hit me πŸ€


    What do you say to your sister when she’s crying?
    Are you having a crisis?


    Q. How much room should you give fungi to grow?
    A. As mushroom as possible.


    Why do we get so mad at lazy people... they didn’t do nothing. 😎


    Cereal drowns in milk therefore milk is a cereal killer.


    If a lion wants to eat its entire family, It must swallow its pride. 🦁



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  4. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

    Attire.


    The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it "brella" but he hesitated


    Did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall or was he.... eggsacuted.


    Tim bought 2 goldfish and named them 1 and 2. If 1 died, he'll still have 2. 🀣


    Why did the dictionary run from the tornado?
    Because it didn't want the tornado to twist its words. πŸ“–


    Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
    Well if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan...πŸ₯πŸ€πŸ”


    What did the sea say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved. 🌊


    I've been troubled by this for a long time: Why is Madison Square Garden round?


    I broke my finger last week .. On the other hand I'm OK..


    How did the farmer find his wife?
    He tractor down.



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  6. What’s brown and sticky?
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    A stick 😎


    What does Whinne The Pooh and John The Baptist have in common?
    Their middle name. πŸ»πŸ§”


    Q:Whats the longest word in the dictionary ?
    A: SMILES πŸ˜€
    because there is a mile between the first and last letter


    If you saw a dude wearing a suit of armor happily singing outside, would you...
    Just close your curtains and call it a knight??


    You cannot take a picture
    of a guy with a wooden leg,
    you have to use
    a camera. πŸ“·


    Racecar backwards is racecar
    Racecar upside down is expensive. 🏎


    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Owls
    Owls who?
    That's right, owls hoo πŸ¦‰


    What's blue and smells like yellow paint?....
    Blue paint!!


    A 5 year old just gave me a one-legged Batman doll.

    Sure it's a nice gift, but I really can't stand it.


    Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
    He’s all right... πŸ˜ƒ



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  8. What do you call an Eskimo's house without a toilet?
    An ig!!!


    What did 0 say to 8?
    Nice belt. 😎


    Why couldn't the bicycle stay out late? He was two tired...


    I wanted to buy a dozen bees at the apiary. The beekeeper presented me with thirteen. He said one was a freebie. 🐝


    The difference between a crocodile and an alligator depends on whether you see them in a little while or you see them later. 🐊


    Have you ever tried archery blindfolded?
    No? Well, you don’t know what you’re missing! 🏹


    Do not spell the word "part" backward
    It's a Trap.


    If anyone finds a hearing aid can you give me a shout ? πŸ“’


    Last night I had a dream that I died, went to hell and Satan made me karaoke with him...that's right, the devil made me duet! πŸ‘Ί


    A beaver walks into a bar.
    The bartender says "SHUT THE DAM DOOR" πŸšͺ



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  10. I only like 25 letters in the alphabet
    I don't know "y"


    I was washing the car with my son today.

    A passer by said "maybe you should use a sponge next time"πŸ˜ƒ


    Orthodontists just announced they will go on nationwide strike.

    Brace yourselves!


    What did the tree say to autumn?

    Leaf me alone.


    What do you call a fly with no wings ? ........
    A walk πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ


    What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
    Nobody knows. πŸ‘ƒ


    my next book- "How to Fall Down a Staircase:
    a step-by-step guide" πŸ“–


    Do not believe the Belgian king. Frequently he waffles. I'm not going to sugar-coat it.


    Which day do chickens

    hate the most?

    Friday. πŸ”


    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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    A gummy bear 🐻



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  12. How do you keep a dummy in suspense?
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    I'll tell you later.


    I just ate a clock. It was time consuming. 🧭


    Why don’t you ever find hippos hiding in trees..?
    Because they’re so good at it.


    T-Rex hurt his knee.
    He has a Dino Sore.


    I can't say enough about dry erase boards... they're remarkable.


    I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help.
    But I stand corrected.


    A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is.

    A student puts up his hand and says "G".

    The teacher says, "Why is that Angus?" πŸ˜ƒ


    Woke up feeling like a banana. Anyway, speak to you later. Gotta split...🍌


    I was at the park wondering

    "why is the frisbee getting bigger and bigger???

    And then it hit me....!!!


    I was at the park wondering

    "why is the frisbee getting bigger and bigger???

    And then it hit me....!!!



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  14. A guy tried to annoy me with "bird puns"...but I soon realized toucan play this game.


    People nowadays are just way too judgemental.
    You can tell just by looking at them.


    What do you call a line of men, waiting for their haircut?

    A barberqueue. πŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‡β€β™€οΈ


    Ants never get sick because they have little anty-bodies.


    Did you hear about the pirate that quit smoking... he used the patch.


    If anyone knows a good fishing joke plz let minnow....


    How do you get a country girl's attention?...
    A tractor. 🚜


    Teacher: Why did you lace only one shoe?
    Student: underneath, it's boldly written 'Taiwan'..


    What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador. 🐢


    Why was the shampoo so happy? He was head and shoulders above the the rest!


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  16. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

    It. πŸ˜ƒ


    What do you call a man laying on your door step with no arms and no legs?
    Matt.


    Wanted to produce a movie on how to fly fish. But couldn’t get a good cast. 🐟


    Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump. 🦘


    Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
    They were autumn mated. πŸ€–


    Question: What do you call alien eggs?
    Answer: Eggstra-terrestrials! πŸ₯š


    What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?
    Biting into an apple and finding half a worm in it.


    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

    It's impossible to put down!


    Friend went to his doctor and was told he could ignore social distancing on Saturdays and Sundays.
    He had a weekend immune system.


    When I was younger, I had a terrible accident where I fell into an industrial upholstery machine.
    It’s ok now. I’m fully recovered.




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