A roundhouse kick to the funny bone, delivering a powerful punchline.
"Chuck Norris doesn't need a stunt double. Stunt doubles need Chuck Norris."
- Tom Cruise
"Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
- Jason Statham
Weird never felt so funny.
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2025-01-14.
Chuck Approved Humor: A comedic tribute to the legend himself.
Puns of Steel: When it comes to Mr Norris, laughter is the best defense.
And if you ever find yourself in a tough spot, just ask yourself, "What would Mr Norris do?"
He is the embodiment of toughness and badassery.
Enter the realm of Chuck Norris jokes, if you dare!
Chuck Norris jokes: Where humor meets invincibility.
Discover the legend behind the laughter: Chuck Norris jokes.
Laugh your way through the unstoppable force of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make Journey stop believing.
Chuck Norris has never met a lesbian.
After careful consideration, Frank Sinatra decided to do it CHUCK'S way.
Chuck Norris was able to leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norri’s wife never wants to discuss the relationship.
Before Black Eyed Peas made Chuck Norris mad, they were just called Peas.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read your mind… he lets you know what you’re thinking.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of Rain.
Chuck Norris once told a joke to Hyenas and they still haven't stop laughing!
Chuck Norris doesn't lie, he changes facts!
Chuck Norris scored a touchdown in basketball
Chuck Norris fixed stupid...twice.
Chuck Norris's parachute failed to open, so he took it back for a refund!!!
Chuck Norris won a marathon while sleepwalking.
CHUCK NORRIS BUILT ROME IN A DAY.
Chuck Norris first job was selling ice to Eskimos.
Chuck Norris won Wheel of Fortune using numbers.
When Chuck Norris sucks in helium, his voice sounds like Barry White.
Chuck Norris once drowned a man on a pool table!
There are no such thing as Chuck Norris jokes! Only Chuck Norris facts!
Chuck can cut a knife with hot butter.
Chuck Norris can talk to liberals and they actually listen. Then they apologise.
Chuck Norris worked as a car salesman , and sold a car to the owner of the dealership on his first day.
James Cameron wanted to cast Chuck Norris for the role of The Terminator but Chuck Norris wasn’t interested in doing a documentary.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
So I bought Monopoly: Chuck Norris edition. The only problem is he already won.
Ever notice there has never been a hurricane named Chuck. Just imagine the devastation.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he played the floor is lava inside active volcanos.
Chuck Norris is the only human alive that will out live Keith Richards.
Bought some Chuck Norris toilet paper. Ended up returning it because it wouldn’t take crap from anyone.
Chuck Norris once flew around the world;
On a kite.
Chuck Norris can cook 2 minute noodles in...
1 minute!!!
Chuck Norris got an A on his essay on how to describe courage… he wrote his name.
Chuck Norris once drank boiling water, and then spit out ice cubes! That's how cool Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris's shirts are 200% cotton.
Chuck Norris can reheat McDonald's fries and they taste good!
Chuck Norris is the only man alive able to start a fire with 2 ice cubes.
Chuck Norris does not have an ESC key on his keyboard, because nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
The Earth’s rotation is caused by Chuck Norris’s morning jog.
At Chuck Norris' house, his wife leaves the toilet seat up!