A roundhouse kick to the funny bone, delivering a powerful punchline.
"Chuck Norris doesn't need a stunt double. Stunt doubles need Chuck Norris."
- Tom Cruise
"Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
- Jason Statham
A comedic tribute to the legend himself.
Chuck Norris won the tour de France on a bike with no chain.
John wick killed 3 people in a bar with a pencil that he borrowed from chuck Norris.
Tony Bennet left his heart in San Francisco… yeah… right where Chuck Norris removed it from his chest!
Chuck Norris sleeps with a gun under his pillow. The gun feels much safer now.
When Hunter Biden tried to sell Chuck one of his paintings, Chuck said, “Show me the Monet!”
When it comes to Mr Norris, laughter is the best defense.
Chuck Norris can't see himself in a mirror, because there is only one Chuck..
Chuck Norris passed his driving test, from the passenger seat!
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Coronavirus wears a mask to protect itself from Chuck Norris.
Super Heroes read Chuck Norris comic books.
And if you ever find yourself in a tough spot, just ask yourself, "What would Mr Norris do?"
Chuck Norris got fact-checked by facebook, he sent facebook to facebook jail.
Chuck Norris can decline the End User License Agreement and still download a program on his computer!
Chuck Norris once looked into Medusa's eyes and Medusa turned to stone!
Chuck Norris doesn't complete online forms because he doesn't submit.
Chuck Norris typically works 40 Hours a day.
He is the embodiment of toughness and badassery.
Chuck Norris’ rotary phone has WiFi.
Chuck Norris won the spelling bee with one letter.
Chuck once dueled Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes forever!
Chuck Norris once took a chicken egg and hatched an eagle.
Chuck doesn't have to do what Simon says..
Enter the realm of Chuck Norris jokes, if you dare!
Chuck Norris does not need to buy Bitcoin, he already has them all.
Chuck Norris is the reason Bigfoot hides.
Chuck Norris would only have to walk for President.
Chuck Norris can put things back into their original packaging.
When Chuck Norris walks into the ocean he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jokes: Where humor meets invincibility.
There is no theory of evolution...only animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live!
When Eric Bana gets mad he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses, to protect the sun from his eyes…
Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Discover the legend behind the laughter: Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse, he scrolls with a lion.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing could kill him. So then he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris can speak 25 different languages…at the same time.
Chuck Norris once had a date with destiny. Now destiny won't quit calling him and stalking him on Facebook.
Laugh your way through the unstoppable force of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits your house, you become the guest.
Chuck Norris once smoked a cigarette, and gave it cancer.
Spilt milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
CHUCK NORRIS CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER AND MAKE IT DRINK!!!