A roundhouse kick to the funny bone, delivering a powerful punchline.
"Chuck Norris doesn't need a stunt double. Stunt doubles need Chuck Norris."
- Tom Cruise
"Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
- Jason Statham
A comedic tribute to the legend himself.
Fort Knox has never been robbed due to a small sign om the door saying “This House is protected by Chuck Norris”….
Chuck Norris can stop eating Pringles whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris talks during a silent movie.
Chuck Norris brought BBQ to a vegan potluck.
Chuck Norris has been skydiving 17 times. He says that he really enjoys it and someday he may even try it with a parachute.
When it comes to Mr Norris, laughter is the best defense.
If it look like a duck walks like a duck and sounds like a duck but chuck norris says it's a dog then it's a fricking dog!!!!
Chuck Norris starred in all the Star Wars movies. He was the force.
I once saw a street called Chuck Norris ave with nobody on it, that’s because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it.
Chuck Norris convinced his grandmother that he was not hungry.
When Chuck Norris parents has a nightmare they ask Chuck Norris if they can spend a night in his room.
And if you ever find yourself in a tough spot, just ask yourself, "What would Mr Norris do?"
Chuck Norris can whistle with crackers in his mouth.
If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble..you automatically win.
Chuck Norris knows everything. He even knows, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
There are many Yo Mamma jokes, But non about Chuck Norris’ mother…
He is the embodiment of toughness and badassery.
Did you know that tornadoes are formed when Chuck Norris round house kicks the air.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally and came home with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.
Chuck Norris daughter lost her virginity and Chuck Norris got it back.
It's no coincidence that the tattoo on mike Tyson's face and the sole of chuck Norris's boots share the same pattern.
Enter the realm of Chuck Norris jokes, if you dare!
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
When Chuck Norris goes into court the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris can clog a toilet with his urine.
Chuck Norris can tell a joke to a blonde and she will get it.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris jokes: Where humor meets invincibility.
Chuck Norris talks about Fight Club whenever he damn well pleases!
When Chuck Norris goes to church and enters a Confession booth.... the priest does the Confessing.
Chuck Norris was once Rushed to the ER after a fight... The doctor just wanted to show him what he did to the other guy.
Before the Boogie man goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, he already had a pending friend invite from Chuck Norris.
Discover the legend behind the laughter: Chuck Norris jokes.
Big foot tells his grandchildren he saw Chuck Norris but they don't believe him.
Chuck Norris won an Academy Award for his colonoscopy.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse.
Laugh your way through the unstoppable force of Chuck Norris.
If 6 is afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, what is 7 afraid of??
Chuck Norris.
Most people wear Superman pjs.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pjs .
Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris writes, he makes paper bleed.