A roundhouse kick to the funny bone, delivering a powerful punchline.
"Chuck Norris doesn't need a stunt double. Stunt doubles need Chuck Norris."
- Tom Cruise
"Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
- Jason Statham
Weird never felt so funny.
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2025-05-08.
Chuck Approved Humor: A comedic tribute to the legend himself.
Puns of Steel: When it comes to Mr Norris, laughter is the best defense.
And if you ever find yourself in a tough spot, just ask yourself, "What would Mr Norris do?"
He is the embodiment of toughness and badassery.
Enter the realm of Chuck Norris jokes, if you dare!
Chuck Norris jokes: Where humor meets invincibility.
Discover the legend behind the laughter: Chuck Norris jokes.
Laugh your way through the unstoppable force of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris walked into a swarm of angry bees and they gave him a free jar of honey.
Chuck Norris was getting into real estate. Evidently he's only selling roundhouses
Facebook crashed because Chuck Norris banned Mark Zuckerberg.
If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you, if you can’t see Chuck Norris be afraid.
Chuck Norris can tell his wife that she was wrong.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class; he brought the dummy back to life.
Chuck Norris could run for public office as a Republican in Massachusetts and win.
Bad Bad Leroy Brown was the baddest man in the whole dammed town until he bumped into Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris calls customer service a representative answers before the phone rings.
Chuck Norris once prank called 911, 911 called back and apologized...
Santa goes to Chuck Norris' house on Christmas eve, to get all the presents he will deliver.
Chuck Norris doesn't abuse Alcohol...He teaches it a FUCKing lesson!!!!
The difference between superman and CHUCK NORRIS?
Superman has a weakness.
Before he starts a new job, CHUCK NORRIS needs to meet with HR to see if they're good enough to keep their jobs,
Chuck Norris can strangle a man with a cordless phone.
If Chuck Norris had been on the Titanic, the iceberg would have sunk.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris' workouts created Global Warming.
When Chuck Norris finishes his meal at a restaurant, the server leaves him a tip.
Chuck Norris once won a downhill go cart race.......going uphill......in a wheelbarrow.......with a flat tire.
Chuck Norris once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Once Chuck Norris was upset with a woman and he showed her his middle finger.
Nine months later, she gave birth to a baby.
When Chuck Norris' phone rings at the cinema,
they put the movie on pause.
Chuck Norris needs a stunt double to do crying scenes.
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris can fold your clothes while you are still wearing them.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Fruit Stripes gum doesn’t lose flavor when Chuck Norris chews it.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A-plus for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris went to Spain for the running of the bulls.
The bulls quit.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Guns wear a Chuck Norris proof vest for protection.
When chuck Norris went to college he told his dad it was time to step up and be man of the house.
Chuck Norris already bought Iphone 14.
Fun fact: When Chuck Norris installed Windows…Microsoft agreed to HIS terms and conditions.
Chuck Norris can titty f@€k his way out of a Booby trap.
Chuck Norris doesnt get calls about his cars extended warranty.
The flu had to have Chuck Norris shots every year.