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Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.

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Q:What do they call a french guy who is electrocuted?
A:A french fry.


Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.


Q:What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A:Only takes one nail to put the picture up.


Q:What’s the number one item shipped by amazon?
A:Cardboard boxes.


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Q:Why do gas prices hurt so bad?

A:Because it’s PROPANE.


Q: What are a chocolate bar's preferred pronouns?
A: Her/She!


Q: What do you call a rash caused by a nickel necklace?
A: Chain reaction.


Q: Why did the well digger quit?
A: He got tired of the hole boring business.


Q:What did the vampire say to the school girl?
A: See you next period.


Q. What do you call it when there’s no Internet in Russia?
A. Internet.


Q:What do a double hinged gate and a bisexual have in common?
A:They swing both ways.


Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.


Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.


Q:How are strippers like giants?
A:they both grind bones to make bread.


Q:What’s the difference between a Realtor and a Mortgage Broker?
A:The Mortgage Broker knows he’s boring.


Q: Did you hear about the statistician who was thrown in jail?
A: He now has zero degrees of freedom.


Q: What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters and occasionally has 12 letters?
A: The mailman.


Q: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
A: Lucky.


Q: What give ballerinas their energy?
A: Batterie power.


Q: Why did the ballet dancer stop arguing with her instructor?
A: He had a fair pointe….


Q: Why did the spy cross the road?
A: Because he was never on your side.


Q: Why was the Viking ship so cheap?
A: It was on sail.


Q: What does every Viking do on their birthday?
A: They get older!


Q: How do Vikings get each other's attention?
A: They ValHolla!


Q: How much does the average introvert weigh?
A: Not enough to break the ice.


Q: How to spot an introvert in a crowd ?
A: Please don't.


Q: How do you kill an introvert?
A: Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen.


Q: Why did an introvert become an astronaut?
A: He needed his space.


Q: What is a group of introverts called?
A: An oxymoron!


Q: What do a handgrenade and a housewife have in common?
A: Once you pull the ring your house is gone.


Q: How does the Prague mafia mark its territory?
A: With a Czech mark.


Q: What do you call a sheep that torments other animals?
A: A wooly bully.


Q: How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning?

A: Medium Rare.


Q: What’s the difference between a jeweller and a prison officer?
A: One sells watches, the other watches cells.


Q: Where was Noah when the lights went out?
A: In d'ark.


Q:Why are dragons such good story tellers?
A:They have very impressive tails.


Q: Where does a killer whale go for braces?
A: The orca-dontist.


Q: When do cannibals leave the table?

A: When everyone's eaten.


Q: Why couldn't the kindergarten teacher see in the dark?

A: She has tiny pupils.


Q: How are false teeth like stars?
A: They come out at night!


Q: How many sheep does it take to make a sweater?
A: Depends how many in the flock can knit.


Q: What do you get when you cross a lollipop with a couple of rabbits?
A: A sucker born every minute.


Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.


Q: What does everyone need & never take?
A: Advice.


Q: Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide.


Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?


Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.


Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
A: Beast Buy.


Q: What Spanish body part is needed to play a violin?
A: El bow.


Q. Where did the baseball keep its lemonade.
A. In the pitcher.


Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?
A: Because he knew he would pass.


Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?
A: A bun.


Q: What should you wear to a tea party?
A: A t-shirt.


Q: Why did the Genie get mad?
A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.


Q: Where does a sink go dancing?
A: The Dish-co.


Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time?
A: Knight time.


Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?
A: Inside.


Q: Where do rabbits learn to fly?
A: The Hare Force


Q. What’s the middle peddle on a piano do?

A. It separates the other two.


Q: How do you cure water on the brain?
A: With a tap on the head.


Q. How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?
A. The kid stutters.


Q: What season is it when you’re on a trampoline?
A: Springtime!


Q. why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. To see his flat mate


Q - what do you call a group of whales playing instruments?
A - an Orcastra!!!


Q. What do you do when an elephant cums through your window?
A. Swim for your life.


Q - what did the mountain climber name his son?
A - Cliff!


Q: What do you call a shoe that's made out of a banana?
A: A slipper.


Q: why did Neil Armstrong’s son get suspended from school?
A: he was being astronaughty.


Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you will rise and shine!


Q: "How long's the next train?"
A : "6 carraiges"


Q) Who’s the coolest person in a hospital?
A) The ultra sound guy.


Q: What's the advantage of being a test tube baby?
A: You get a womb with a view.


Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
A: Re-morse code.


Q: What's grey, sits on a hill and howls at the moon, and is made of concrete?
A: A wolf!
?? But a wolf's not made of concrete!!
I know, I just threw the concrete it to make it HARD.



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