Bald Jokes: No hair, don't care!

Making bald the new cool.


I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair.

I didn't lose my hair, it's just in a different location now.

I'm not bald, I'm just aerodynamically efficient.

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Bald and Hilarious: A Hair-Raising Experience!


Your head is so hairless that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken c**dom.


You are so bare when you wear a turtle neck; you look like roll-on deodorant!


The best thing about being tall and bald is that people just think you are tall.


What do you call lice on a hairless head of a man? Homeless.


What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hairline.



Laughing It Off: Where Bald Jokes Shine!


When bald people wash their face, how far up do they go?


What if all bareheaded and bearded people really just have hair cut upside down?


I got my father's weak chin, receding hairline, and a big, hook nose. It was the strangest will reading I have ever attended.


People with hairless heads have problems. You cannot pretend that the hair you find in food is your own.


I am not saying my friend's losing his hair, but lice are starting to picket about deforestation.



Bald and Bold: Jokes That Hit the Spot!


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Bald and Brilliant: Where Jokes Take Center Stage!


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The Bald Truth: Where Jokes Reign Supreme!


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Bald and Proud: Where Jokes Roam Free!


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Bald and Fearless: Where Jokes Know No Bounds!


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The Bald Brigade: Where Jokes Run Wild!


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