When Three's Not a Crowd.
A threesome is like a puzzle—trying to fit all the pieces together without losing any.
Threesomes are like pizza—sometimes you just need that extra topping.
When it comes to threesomes, the more, the merrier...and funnier!
Threesomes and Laughter: Uniting Comedy with Playfulness.
Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins
Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.
Yo mama so fat...
that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet.
Good- I've just had a threesome.
Bad-It was two guys and a girl.
Ugly-The girl was a blow-up doll.
The Greeks invented threesomes.
The Romans added the women.
My boyfriend wants to have a threesome.
My boyfriend wants to have a threesome. So I told him when cloning is legal, then he can have one.
Turning Awkward into Awesome: Threesome Jokes Done Right.
had a threesome with two anorexic girls last night...
... Two birds one stone
I Had A Threesome With My Best Friend and His Girlfriend
After the first 45 minutes I told him, "I don't think she's coming."
I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old...
How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old.
I never want to have a threesome,
If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
In the Spirit of Threesomes: Hilarity Unveiled through Jokes.
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose.
Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
My neighbours want me to come over for a threesome.
I told them I might be bi later.
I had a threesome last night. A couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.
I had a mind blowing threesome last night.
The restaurant calls
it a sampler, but whatever.
I almost had a threesome tonight, all I needed was two more people.!!!!!
Breaking Taboos with a Dash of Comedy.
If sex with three people is a threesome and sex with four people is a foursome, now you know why everybody calls you handsome!
A guy in his mid twenties is in a bar when he notices an atractive milf. He decides to try his luck and goes over to talk with her.
She seems interested and after a few drinks she asks him if he has ever considered taking part in a mother / daughter threesome. Seeing as the milf is so attractive he figures why not? Surely with such an attractive milf the daughter must be attractive as well.
They get a cab to her house and as she unlocks the door she shouts; "Mom, put in your teeth, we have a guest!"