"We're bi-coastal, bi-lingual, and definitely bi-comedic.
I'm not half gay, I'm double awesome.
I don't play for one team, I play for the whole league.
I don't have a type, I have a spectrum.
Bisexual jokes: because laughter knows no boundaries.
I’m currently looking to date a very curvy bisexual.
I guess you can say I have a bi-ass.
How much sex does a person who likes both men and women have?
Just enough to get Bi .
What’s does a Harvard applicant and a Pornhub applicant have in common?
Prentending to be bi for diversity points.
What happens to a bisexual when they can't find a partner?
They're on StandBi.
What does a bisexual porn star do at work?
Fuck all.
Bisexual humor: for those who love to laugh on both sides of the fence.
Q:What do a double hinged gate and a bisexual have in common?
A:They swing both ways.
How does a LGBT Communist get to work?
On their Bi Sickle!
I keep meeting bi women on the apps.
Every time I say hello they say Byeee.
My neighbours want me to come over for a threesome.
I told them I might be bi later.
Every girl is bi .
You just gotta figure out if it's polar or sexual.
We've got jokes that swing both ways - just like us!
What would you call a child born to bi parents?
A byproduct.
I always get nervous when my bi roommate tells jokes,
they can go either way.
I told my boyfriend I was bisexual....
He *buys* me food, and I'll get *sexual*.
How could you tell that the ambidextrous baseball player was bisexual?
Cuz he swings both ways.
What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.
Our jokes are as fluid as our sexuality.
Me: Are You Bi ?
Her: Yeah, i am.
Me: Have you told your parents ?
Her: Yes. Why are you asking ?
Me: That must’ve taken them.. bi surprise.
If you're bi and single then you aren't bisexual.
Your bi yourself.
What do bisexuals say when they separate?
Bi bi.
A NAKED BISEXUAL POLAR BEAR WITH BIPOLAR DISORDER IS A BARE BIPOLAR BI POLAR BEAR
If you're bi and single then you aren't bisexual.
Your bi yourself.
Bi the way, we've got jokes for everyone!
- What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
- Bisexual.
A NAKED BISEXUAL POLAR BEAR WITH BIPOLAR DISORDER IS A BARE BIPOLAR BI POLAR BEAR.