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Boobs make the world go round. And boobs make the world stop.
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A woman goes to the doctor who asks
what do you need help with today?
She replies I have recently sprouted 10 additional breasts, and now have 12, you gotta help me doc!
The doc replies
Wow, that definitely complicates things, dozen tit!
Having boobs helps me avoid having unwanted eye contact.
I once dated a girl who had bad eczema on her chest.....
Lovely girl, cracking pair of tits.
Just saw my next door neighbor with big boobs, laying topless by the pool.
Just wish his wife would do the same.
The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50 %
Per boob.
My girlfriend says, the new breast implants make her feel uncomfortable.
But, I think I look sexy.
Having boobs helps me avoid having unwanted eye contact.
A German study concludes that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym.
A boob, vagina and asshole are debating who is the greatest.
Boob: I produce milk for babies and I am attractive to the opposite sex.
Vagina: That's nothing, I give birth to babies and can accommodate the opposite sex.
Why are you still scrolling down? It's your turn to speak.
boobs are proof that i can focus on two things at once.
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I wish my girlfriend wasn't so obsessed about her breast size. Even a trip to the car dealership became embarrassing.
She told the guy she wanted something that'll get her from A to B.
Wife: I can't believe it, first I am diagnosed with dyslexia.
Then I find out I have tiny tits.
Husband: Tinnitus babe Tinnitus..
Why do some men call breasts headlights?
Because when they see them they brighten up their day.
What is the unit of measure for time traveling breasts?
Quan-tities.
What do you call an ink drawing on a woman's breast?
A tittoo.
Cleveland is the area between a woman's breasts.
Everyone knows beauty is in the eyes of the beholder but what are in the hands of the beholder?
Boobs.
I got kicked out of a titty club.
The stripper started yelling at me for using fake money, so I yelled at her for using fake titties.
What do ghosts call their boobies?
Paranormal Entitties.
I am doing a bra giveaway.
Send me pics of your boobs and I'll see if I have something that fits you.
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I was at my local tennis club today and a young man came up to me and said "I'm a ball boy"
I said "Are you? I'm more of a tit man myself but whatever floats your boat!"
Boobs are the happy place for a sad face.
-Unknown.
It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest... I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
Chestnut: A man who is obsessed with female breasts.
If boobs weren’t meant to be looked at, they wouldn’t be in the front.
What size boobs do mermaids have?... a size "sea".
What do you call boobs on a ghost?
Nothing. Just a paranormal boobs.
Men are the weaker sex.
They have no boobs to flaunt.
When she is talking to me without bra I automatically start seeing her points.
This nude zero-gravity training exercise has gone completely tits up.
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I never understood why my wife grabbed her boobs when going down the stairs until I grew my own set during quarantine.
Why are the saggy boobs angry?
Because they never get any support.
Did you hear about the woman caught by police with drugs in her bra? They said it was the largest bust ever.
You have to eat both sides of the Twix or the uneaten side gets lonely. Like boobs.
Q. What kind of Bees produce milk?
A. Boobees.
I'm looking for a woman who has great tits and swallows.
Signed: Ben the ornithologist.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with tits?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
I'm doing a free Bra give away.
Send me a picture of your tits and I'll see if there's something that fits you.
What do you call an emotional Breast Cancer commercial?
Titty Pity.
I've been thinking about getting cat faces tattooed around my nipples,
but I'm not sure how my boyfriend feels about titty tats.
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What do you call someone crazy about boobs?
A chestnut.
I understand that the doctor needs to feel my wife's boobs
But at the dinner table, it's just rude.
Boy asks his new hot step mother: "What do you feed your baby?" Step mother: "Milk and orange juice." Boy: "Which side is orange juice?"
Having boobs is sort of like having two toddlers hanging out in your bra.
They never stay put when they’re supposed to, are always getting attention (whether you want them to or not), and they’re happiest when they’re free to roam.
Why did the rooster hide the menu from his wife?
He was looking at the chicken breast.
I think breastfeeding in public is unfair.
I was always taught that if you didn’t bring enough food for everyone, you shouldn’t take it out.
I met a guy who could remember every breast he’d ever seen.
He had a photographic mammary.
I joined the local swim class.
The breaststroke was not what I thought it would be.
“If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.” — @randomnloveit
I was once slapped in the face by a girl with 12 nipples.
Sounds weird, dozen tit?
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What do you call the moisture on the chest of a very large-breasted woman?
Mountain Dew.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
“If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.”
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday.
This joke would be funny if it had a punchline wooden tit?
A friend is like a good bra.
They’re hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lift you up, and always close to your heart!
What did the baby say to the mama?
“I don’t always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.”
What do train sets and boobs have in common?
They’re both meant for children, but grown-ups love them.
What is the origin of the word “Boob”?
The “B” is the aerial view, the “oo” is the front view, and the “b” is the side view.
I love you with all my boobs.
They’re much bigger than my heart.
Grandma found a lump under her left breast, but the doctor said it was OK.
It was just her kneecap.
What’s the boob’s favorite swimming style?
The breaststroke.
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Why is paying for a boob job like buying a soda?
Nobody wants either to end up flat.
You don’t need to pay for a bra to get boob support.
There’s plenty of people out there who would volunteer to hold your boobs for free.
The existence of boobs proves one thing:
Guys can focus on two things at once.
What do boobs and friends have in common?
Some are big, some are small, some are real, and some are fake.
What happened to the man who slipped on a bra?
He fell into a booby trap!
Time is like cleavage.
The more you squeeze them together, the more you get.
What’s a boob’s favorite snack?
Chestnuts.
What did the boob tell the other boob?
“You’re my breast friend.”
Why do women have nipples?
To make suckers out of men.
Where do bras get lunch?
At a breastaurant.
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What does an 80-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 20-year-old doesn’t?
Her belly button.
What do a push-up bra and a bag of chips have in common?
When you open them, they’re both half empty.
What do you call two identical pairs of breasts?
Identitties.
What did the bra say to the hat?
“Go on a head. I’ll give these two a lift.”
What do you call the space between two enlarged breasts?
Silicon valley.
What type of bees make milk?
Boobies!