Diving headfirst into the whimsical world of unconventional group humor!
Orgies:
- the ultimate test of your ability to multitask.
- the perfect opportunity to work on your social skills.
- the only time it's acceptable to have a stranger's genitals in your face.
- the one place where you can be both a giver and a taker.
- where you can be both the main course and the dessert.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-07-26.
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I'm bad at two things: telling jokes, and not getting angry while waiting in queue at orgies...
But I keep punching up the fuck line.
I feel like such an amateur at these orgies I've been going to lately.
Everyone is just fucking better than me.
Having a duck orgy at my house...
If anyone wants to come on down.
Why can’t a pirate go to a orgy?
Because he wants all the booty for himself.
What do you call an orgy during a pandemic?
A super spreader event.
If a job interviewer asks about a time you worked as part of a team...
Don't tell them about the orgy.
What would one of the Beatles say during an orgy?
Cum together, right now, over me.
A mathematician's son asks him:" dad, what is an orgy?"
The Mathematician replies:" 230 divided by 3.3."
What can you say both at an orgy and while apologizing?
I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Yeah, it’s an orgy but we still have rules!
Come on people!
What’s the policy for the buffet at the orgy?
First Come First Serve.
What do you call an orgy involving famous musicians?
A release party.
Have you heard about the orgy at the campground?
It’s fucking in tents.
What is considered the polite way to end an orgy?
Thank everyone for coming!
What do you call a redneck orgy?
A family reunion.
What’s the difference between a casual dress party and an orgy with pirates?
One, you come as you are, and the other, you “arrr” as you cum!
A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti…
It says, “Damn, that was one hell of an orgy!”
Got so many personalities even masturbating feels like an orgy.
I assume orgy etiquette is like silverware. You start on the outside and work your way in.
Why can’t a pirate go to a orgy?
Because he wants all the booty for himself.
My first orgy was an experience to remember. I expected to it to be full of awkwardness and disappointment.
But thankfully all my cousins were really supportive.
What do you call a bunch of ugly people in a flying car having an orgy because they feel sorry for each other?
A shitty pity gang bang.
John planned a big orgy but accidentally only invited ugly people.
Nobody came.