Hilarious Autumn Jokes for the Perfect Fall Mood.

Fall-ing for Funny Moments!


"I love autumn because it's the only time of year when I can wear a sweater and not be asked if I'm pregnant."
- Jennifer Lawrence

"Autumn is the season when the leaves change colors, just like my hair color every few weeks."
- Lady Gaga

Dive into our Autumn Jokes and Puns and get your giggle on this fall season. From witty one-liners to clever quips, our collection is guaranteed to amuse.

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- Updated: 2024-07-20.




  1. Autumn Jokes: Where Laughter Leaves Fall!


  2. What did they call autumn in Italy around 395 A.D.?
    Fall of the Roman Empire.


    “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

    By André Gide, Autumn Leaves


    I used to have a phobia about walking under horse chestnut trees in the autumn, but now I've managed to conker my fear.


    What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.


    Someone asked if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn", not the collapse of civilization.


    Don't worry about Summer changing to Fall.
    It will happen Autumnmatically.


    How does an elephant get out of a tree?
    Sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!


    I used to dread walking under horse chestnut trees in the autumn But after therapy.. I've managed to conker it.


    What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!


    Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall, it took me a moment to realise they meant "Autumn", not the collapse of civilisation.



  3. Leaf the Seriousness Behind with Autumn Jokes!


  4. I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..
    ..you could call it an Autumnobile now!


    Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall, it took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn", not the collapse of civilization.


    Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
    A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.


    What did the tree say to autumn?

    Leaf me alone.


    Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
    They were autumn mated. 🤖




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