Share a Chuckle with Our Best Knock-Knock Jokes.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken Ken who?
Ken I come in?
It's cold out here.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dejavu.
Dejav who?
Knock! Knock!

Knock knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom..

Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Whos There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!

Knock Knock
Who there?
Cowsgo
Cows go who?
No they don’t
Cows go moo
Owls go who

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The police.
You have to hang on a minute, I’m pooping.
Yeah, we know. The photo booth has glass doors.

Knock knock. Who's there?
RayD.
RayD. who?
RayD or not, here I come.

"Knock Knock."

"Who's there ?"

"Grandad"

"BLOODY Hell, stop the funeral !!!!"

Why aren’t there any Fourth of July knock-knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken Pencil.
Broken Pencil who?
Never mind it’s pointless.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.

I really like knock knock jokes! You could say, I a-door them!

A time traveller.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?

Knock, knock
----Who's There?
----Luke
----Luke who?
----Luke through the peep hole and find out.

KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo, hoo?
What are you some kind of owl?

KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris Locked, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock knock
Who’s there ?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ana
Ana who?
Anada mosquito

Knock, knock.

Who's there.

Broken Pencil.

Broken Pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? -Because freedom rings!- #dadjokes 🇺🇸🔔🗽

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the nobell prize.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity
That's impossible.
Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you—hand over the cash!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken Ken who?
Ken I come in?
It's cold out here.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Wooden shoe.
A: Wooden shoe, who?
Q: Wooden shoe like to know!

Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Gladys.
A: Gladys, who?
Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dejavu.
Dejav who?
Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?