Rain or Shine, We'll Bring the Humor!
The weather is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get, except for disappointment.
The weather is the ultimate example of 'expectation vs. reality.
The weather forecast said it would be sunny today. Clearly, the weather didn't get the memo.
Weird never felt so funny.
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2024-09-15.
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How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?
He’s got bugs on his teeth.
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
What did one tornado say to the other?
“Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”
Why do tornadoes move so erratically?
They are dizzy.
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It’s called Monday.
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?
Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside.
You need to try meditating during a storm. It's a really in-lightening experience.
One raindrop turned to the other and said, "Two’s company. Three’s a cloud."
It only rains twice a year in London: August through April and May through July.
It was so cold outside that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.
The weather forecast was for freezing cold hail, and sure enough, it was an ice day.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There's a twist at the end!
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
Lightning storms can be very striking.
The hottest day of the week is Sun-day.
What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition? You have to beat the raining champion!
What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job? Lightning because it's always on strike!
What do you get if you cross a shark with ice? Frostbite.
Why should you avoid tornado chasers? Because they’re always passing wind.
What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.
What's a king's favourite weather? Hail!
When does it rain money? When there's a change in the weather.
How does a thunderstorm catch fish? With a lightning rod!
What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you.
What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
You're shocking!
Why shouldn’t you start a fight with a cloud?
He’ll storm out on you.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
How does the rain tie its shoes?
With a rainbow.
What’s a tornado’s favourite game?
Twister!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!
Why did the man only wear one boot into town?
He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
What falls but never hits the ground?
The temperature.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Want to go for a spin?
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!