Hush-hush Humor: Top Jokes About Secrets for a Good Giggle.

My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.

Psychology says private life always wins, keep it a secret till you win.

"Be alone, that is the secret of invention; be alone, that is when ideas are born."

- Nikola Tesla

"The secret to living happily is to enjoy your present life and not get caught up in future issues"
-Albert Einstein

A young teenage girl was making a living as a prostitute and for obvious reasons she kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck em dry!"

- What shoes do secret agents wear?
- Adidas Sneakers.

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Why don't we tell a secret in a farm?
Cos corns have ears.

I asked my local baker for his secret bread recipe but he refused.
He said it was only on a knead to dough basis.

I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society......

I spilled the beans ! 😆

Q: What do you call a secret agent's minor assignment between major operations?
A: An intermission.