Random depression joke:
Did you hear about the depressed Swede?
He wished he'd never been Bjorn!
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-10-22.
Selected depression jokes:
Gave my depressed friend a "JUST DO IT " t-shirt .
Haven't seen him since
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Why did the Mexican take anxiety medication?
For hispanic attacks.
Why did the depressed person put his booze in the elevator?
He wanted something to lift his spirits.
More depression jokes...
Q- Why was the little strawberry crying?
A - His mom was in a jam.
Suicide is never the answer. Suicide is the question .The answer is yes )))
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
What do depressed people and apple’s have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Are you suicide ? Cause you’re always on my mind.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath with you.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope…
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink ?
Depresso expresso.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.