Random names joke:
I wrote down the names of everyone I dislike on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
He is now high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-11-05.
Selected names jokes:
Dad named David:
"If I ever had a son, I would name him Harley, so that everyone would go, 'Yeah, that's Harley, David's son!' "
- “Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband with a fork?...it was Reese... ohh what was her name..Reese..”
- “Witherspoon?!”
- “No I just told you it was with her fork!”
Who's bigger ?
Mr Bigger, Mrs Bigger or their baby ?
Their baby. He's a little Bigger.
Wife: If I could do it all over again, I'd have 2 kids max.
Me: But what would you name the other 3?
Wife: GET OUT!
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?