Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Random names joke:


Somebody told me I'm terrible with names.


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My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.
My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.

Selected names jokes:


Stephen King has a son named Joe. I’m not joking, but he is.


China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus
...Ah Chu.


I’m great at remembering names.

I just don’t remember which one is yours.


What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?
Pat.



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My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.


- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa


- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?




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