Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Twenty-one is standing in a line, he's astonished that the person in front of him is the same guy behind him. He askes what their names are.

The person behind him says, " My name is Twenty." The person in front of him says, " I'm Twenty two."

I got chatting to this woman at the bus-stop this morning and she told me that people call her Vivaldi.
I asked her: “Is that because you’re a brilliant violinist?" She said: “No, it’s because my name is Viv and I work at Aldi.“

My new girlfriend, Emma, is a chiropractor.
I call her Bony Em.

What do you call a man with a light on his head?
Sean de lear.
And his wife is Chrystal Sean de lear. 😄

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?