Random names joke:
Miss Booker was arrested for stealing a book. The cop said book her!
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Selected names jokes:
What do you call an Asian that gets on your nerves?
Anno Ying.
French police have refused entry to a Mrs Gemma Pell until she gives them her name.
What happens when a famous super spy becomes homeless?
“The name’s bond— Vagabond.”
Mr Bigger married and they had a baby.
Who in the family was bigger?
A: baby Bigger. He was a little bigger!
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?