Random names joke:
I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-01-01.
Selected names jokes:
Dad, "Son, I named you after my father."
After my father, "I know. "
I was in prison and my cellmate told me to look out for 'one-eyed Bill'.
"Why?" I asked "Is he dangerous?"
He said "No. He just keeps bumping into people".
Grandma yells across the room: "Billy, what's the name of that german guy who drives me crazy?"
"It's Alzheimer, grandma".
Man named David:
"If I ever had a son, I would name him Harley, so that everyone would go, 'Yeah, that's Harley, David's son!'
More names jokes...
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?