Random names joke:
Why do you always drop the H when you call my name. Don’t you know how to spell it?
Sorry, you’ll have to blame my poor diction, ‘arry.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-10-31.
Selected names jokes:
Was at the Olympics and I said to this guy..Are you a pole vaulter?
He said no...I'm German...and how did you know my name ?
I can't remember names. It's my Apollo's heel.
What do you call a camel that has no hump?
Humphrey.
What do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?