Random names joke:
What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Edward
What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head? Edward Wood
What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head? Edward Woodward
What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head? Dunno
But I betcha Edward Woodward would.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-04-03.
Selected names jokes:
If I were a Judge, I'd change my surname to Mental.
My friend Jay just had baby girl triplets and he wanted to name them after him.
I suggested Kay, Elle, and Em.
I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.
Mr Bigger married and they had a baby.
Who in the family was bigger?
A: baby Bigger. He was a little bigger!
More names jokes...
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?