Rain or Shine, We'll Bring the Humor!
The weather is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get, except for disappointment.
The weather is the ultimate example of 'expectation vs. reality.
The weather forecast said it would be sunny today. Clearly, the weather didn't get the memo.
Unpredictable Weather, Predictable Laughter: Welcome to Weather Jokes!
One thing I dislike about cold weather is how cold it is.
Be thankful it's not snowing.
Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
Ladies call me The Weather Man.
I promise 8 inches, but only give you 2.
It's been so hot today, I just saw two trees fighting over a dog!
What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
Thunderwear.
Weather Jokes: Where We're Storm-chasers of Comedy!
Some girls will not walk in the rain because it returns their faces to factory settings.
I had dinner with a Meteorologist last night ; I asked if she sensed a warm front coming and she stormed out!
I enjoy warm weather, but only to a certain degree.
My wife want me to blow on her when whenever she gets overheated. Honestly, I'm not a fan....
The City’s Office of Permits
will be holding its June party outdoors, weather permitting.
Forecasting Funny: Embrace the Irony with Weather Jokes!
Weather or not I like meteorology is none of your business. Just don’t rain on my parade!
A tornado is the one weather that both sucks and blows.
I won a gold medal at the World weather forecasting championship.I beat the raining champion.
It's called Spring because the temperature bounces up and down...
Welcome to spring, where no matter what jacket you pick, you're wrong.
When Weather Gets Witty: Find Your Daily Dose of Meteorological Mirth!
Never trust a tree in the summer...
Most of them seem pretty shady...
Teacher: When rain falls does it ever rise again?
Student: Yes it does in dew time.
When asked if there'd be morning mist, the weatherman said, "I don't have the foggiest idea."
It was so cold this morning, that I actually saw a GANGSTER pull up his pants.
As raindrops say, two's company, three's a cloud.
Weather Jokes: Making Thunderstorms of Laughter Since forever!
An alternative name for mist? Sorry no i've not the foggiest.
It only rained twice last week. Once for 3 days and once for 4 days.
The weather is really hot today ! If it wasn't this hot, it would be cooler !
It was so hot today, I took off all my clothes and opened all the windows, it was such a relief.
Mind you, the other people on the bus didn't look too happy...
I was going to buy an umbrella but decided to save my money for a rainy day instead.
Sunshine, Rain, or Snow: Weather Jokes that Never Melt!
Wife:😠"Why do you ALWAYS make weather references in your conversations??"
"Well, I haven't the foggiest." I told her, then proceeded to storm out of the room.
When does it rain money? When there is 'change' in the weather.
Happy summer -- the time when it's too hot to do the jobs it was too cold to do all winter!
IT IS SO HOT OUTSIDE, WORMS ARE BEGGING PEOPLE TO GO FISHING.
It was so hot this afternoon I saw a Goth take his coat off.
We Keep Our Humor Rain or Shine!
It's so hot today, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it.
What do you call a tired tornado?
Winded.
Here's this weeks weather forecast:
Tomorrow will be Muggy...This will be followed by Tuggy, Weggy, Thuggy and Friggy!!!
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes....
It's only a draft at the moment.
A group of weather forecasters are called stormtroopers.
Laughing Through All Seasons: Weather Jokes That Never Go Out of Style!
BREAKING NEWS: The cold weather is to to last until it gets warmer!!
-4° looks like a depressed guy sitting on a toilet.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes.
It's only a draft at the moment.
Be aware of people warning of heavy Snow tonight.
It's flake news.
It’s so cold here that my kleptomaniac friend actually put his hands in his own pockets !