Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Edward
What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head? Edward Wood
What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head? Edward Woodward
What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head? Dunno
But I betcha Edward Woodward would.

My Aunt Penny kept appearing to me
after her cremation.
I guess it’s true that
a Penny urned is a Penny saved.

I have a friend who’s half Indian...

Ian.

My mate phoned and told me he had changed his name to Spinal Column.

I said: "I'll call you back." 🤣

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?