Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Twenty-one is standing in a line, he's astonished that the person in front of him is the same guy behind him. He askes what their names are.

The person behind him says, " My name is Twenty." The person in front of him says, " I'm Twenty two."

Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”

Me: “How did you know my name is Phones?”

Bruce Lee had a cousin that loved avocado named Gaucamo Lee.

What do you call a woman who's a compulsive gambler?

Betty.

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?