Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

A policeman stopped me today and said can I have your name?
I said no I'm using it.

Dad named David:
"If I ever had a son, I would name him Harley, so that everyone would go, 'Yeah, that's Harley, David's son!' "

Mr Bigger married and they had a baby.
Who in the family was bigger?
A: baby Bigger. He was a little bigger!

I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?