Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Have you noticed how lots of popular names have gone out of fashion? For example, over at the Atheist Club, there are no Christians.

My favorite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle...strange name but she tortoise well.

I’ve just had my lip removed….. call me Phil.

I have a nephew named Violence who's terrible at math.

Violence doesn't solve anything.

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?