Random names joke:
My fella said if I do one more pun, he’s changing my name to RePunzel!
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-03-07.
Selected names jokes:
What do you call someone with no legs and steel balls?
Sparky.
A guy named Oedipus just hit me with a car.
That Motherfucker.
My friend Tony told me please don't say my name backwards.
I said Y not?
Somebody told me I'm terrible with names.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?