Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

What do you call a woman who's a compulsive gambler?

Betty.

I know a dentist who doesn’t like tea. Denis.

I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex.
He's a small arms dealer.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?

The Wok.

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?