Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Random names joke:


Mez: what's your surname Selena?,
Selena: Gomez.
Mez: okay I'll go but what's your surname?


Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-11.

My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.
My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.

Selected names jokes:


My kid’s pet rabbit named Gotye ran away a few days ago, and we can’t find it.

Now he’s just some bunny that we used to know.


I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex.
He's a small arms dealer.


My friend Tony told me please don't say my name backwards.
I said Y not?


What do you call a man with a light on his head?
Sean de lear.
And his wife is Chrystal Sean de lear. 😄



More names jokes...


- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.


My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.


- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa


- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?




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