Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Random names joke:


I have a friend who’s half Indian...

Ian.


Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-07-20.

My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.
My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.

Selected names jokes:


Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Wallcarpet on the birth of your son Walter.


What do you call a Dentist that doesn't like Tea?

Denis.


To be fair, I never met a Melissa that wasn’t a hurricane.


Sky News: 3 Cliff Walkers have fallen to their deaths!
I can't believe they all had the same name !!!!



More names jokes...


- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.


My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.


- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa


- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?




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