Random names joke:
Mez: what's your surname Selena?,
Selena: Gomez.
Mez: okay I'll go but what's your surname?
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-11.

Selected names jokes:
My kid’s pet rabbit named Gotye ran away a few days ago, and we can’t find it.
Now he’s just some bunny that we used to know.
I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex.
He's a small arms dealer.
My friend Tony told me please don't say my name backwards.
I said Y not?
What do you call a man with a light on his head?
Sean de lear.
And his wife is Chrystal Sean de lear. 😄
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?