Random names joke:
What do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-03-04.
Selected names jokes:
What do you call an Asian that gets on your nerves?
Anno Ying.
I’m great at remembering names.
I just don’t remember which one is yours.
My Dad always wanted his grandson to be named after him.
Welcome to the world, baby Grandad.
What do you call a guy who has pencils for fingers?
Mark.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?