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CHRIS: hey can I borrow a ten?
KRISTEN: sure
CHRISTEN: thank you
KRIS: any time
My son's name is Noah and I jokingly tell people his middle name is Fence. No one ever gets it.
My aptly named neighbor, Sue, is a lawyer.
Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Wallcarpet on the birth of your son Walter.
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- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?