Random names joke:
One of Peter Pan's Lost Boys married the Gone Girl. Their children were nowhere to be seen!
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-03-10.
Selected names jokes:
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.
I have a new friend, Perry Noyd.
He is afraid of everything.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Our friend Pete owns a Japanese bar and restaurant. We go there for Pete's sake.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?