Random names joke:
I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, But dad, your name is Brian. I said, I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-12-07.
Selected names jokes:
What do you call a Russian with Tourette's Syndrome?
Yukanol Fukov.
What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?
Phil.
The detective agency didn't know whether to trust their informant, named Miss Information.
Political correctness has gone absolutely bonkers.
My mate Guy Chapman has had to change his name to Person Personperson.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?