Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Applying for a loan:

“Okay, let’s start with your name.”

“James”

“And your surname?”

“Sir James”

Did you hear about the male escort who keeps killing his clients?
They call him Jack the Stripper.

What do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.

I was named after my dad. Because I could not possibly be named before him!

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?