Random names joke:
I have a guy named Lou who rents from me
I call him Loutenant.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-01-20.
Selected names jokes:
My friend Tim broke up with his girlfriend Ruth via text message.
Tim is ruthless.
My friend Humphrey never has to pay at the brothel...
What do you call an ex-member of NSYNC who only goes by his surname?
Just Timberlake.
Applying for a loan:
“Okay, let’s start with your name.”
“James”
“And your surname?”
“Sir James”
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?