Random names joke:
Wife: If I could do it all over again, I'd have 2 kids max.
Me: But what would you name the other 3?
Wife: GET OUT!
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-10-18.
Selected names jokes:
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.
Miss Booker was arrested for stealing a book. The cop said book her!
Barbie’s convertible needs a tuneup, but unfortunately this is beyond her ken…
What do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?