Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

I once met a dyslexic stripper
named Density.

What do you call someone with no legs and steel balls?
Sparky.

CHRIS: hey can I borrow a ten?
KRISTEN: sure
CHRISTEN: thank you
KRIS: any time

So which Wright was the first Wright to write that he finally got it wright? Write? Wrong! Right.

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?