Random names joke:
So I was talking to my mate earlier when I thought to myself…
"Why the hell are you called earlier?"
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-08.
Selected names jokes:
Applying for a loan:
“Okay, let’s start with your name.”
“James”
“And your surname?”
“Sir James”
The most common surname in China is Chang.
Correct me if it's Wong.
In my car I was stopped by the police he said let me have your name.
I said .
What do I do then .
What do you use when you haven't got a condom?
A fake name.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?