Random names joke:
- “Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband with a fork?...it was Reese... ohh what was her name..Reese..”
- “Witherspoon?!”
- “No I just told you it was with her fork!”
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-04.
Selected names jokes:
My friend Jay just had baby girl triplets and he wanted to name them after him.
I suggested Kay, Elle, and Em.
I have a nephew named Violence who's terrible at math.
Violence doesn't solve anything.
Our friend Pete owns a Japanese bar and restaurant. We go there for Pete's sake.
French police have refused entry to a Mrs Gemma Pell until she gives them her name.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?