Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

What do you call a woman who's a compulsive gambler?

Betty.

I once met a dyslexic stripper
named Density.

My electric bill’s so big this month, I call it an electric William.

I knew a very sad guy named Matthew who was forever letting people walk all over him. I told him to stop being such a dour Matt.

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?