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Random names joke:


I have a nephew named Violence who's terrible at math.

Violence doesn't solve anything.


Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-11-14.

My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.
My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.

Selected names jokes:


There is no "i" in team. But there's an "i" in Tim, and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team". So there!


I need a pet pig so I can name him Chris P. Bacon .


What do you call an Asian that gets on your nerves?
Anno Ying.


I have a friend who’s half Indian...

Ian.



More names jokes...


- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.


My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.


- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa


- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?




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