Random names joke:
I have a friend who’s half Indian...
Ian.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-07-20.

Selected names jokes:
Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Wallcarpet on the birth of your son Walter.
What do you call a Dentist that doesn't like Tea?
Denis.
To be fair, I never met a Melissa that wasn’t a hurricane.
Sky News: 3 Cliff Walkers have fallen to their deaths!
I can't believe they all had the same name !!!!
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?