Random names joke:
I told my Wife I would pick Fish and Chips up on the way home and she just grunted… I think she regrets letting me pick the twins’ names.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-08-19.
Selected names jokes:
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lilly.
What do you call an ex-member of NSYNC who only goes by his surname?
Just Timberlake.
My friend Pete believes he was reincarnated from a previous life.
We call him Repete.
My friend Tony told me please don't say my name backwards.
I said Y not?
More names jokes...
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?