Random names joke:
Baker, Cook, Fry, and Kitchen are real last names!
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-09-15.
Selected names jokes:
My electric bill’s so big this month, I call it an electric William.
Political correctness has gone absolutely bonkers.
My mate Guy Chapman has had to change his name to Person Personperson.
What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?
Pat.
I wasn’t sure how to spell “Bismarck”, but fortunately my phone had Otto-correct.
More names jokes...
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?