Random names joke:
I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-02-24.
Selected names jokes:
Six short years ago my wife’s doctor was delivering pizza and monkeybread. People still say those are bad names for our twins.
My fella said if I do one more pun, he’s changing my name to RePunzel!
Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Wallcarpet on the birth of your son Walter.
I phoned my wife on the way home from work today. I said " I have finished early, shall I stop and picked up fish and chips?".
The phone went an awkward silence for a minute, I think she still regrets me naming the twins.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?