Random names joke:
I got chatting to this woman at the bus-stop this morning and she told me that people call her Vivaldi.
I asked her: “Is that because you’re a brilliant violinist?" She said: “No, it’s because my name is Viv and I work at Aldi.“
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-03-25.
Selected names jokes:
My friend Saul is a chef whose signature dish combines meat and fruit.
It's called Saul's berry steak.
I have a friend who’s half Indian...
Ian.
Q: What do you call a man in a raincoat?
A: Mac
Q: What do you call two men in raincoats?
A: Max
Q: What do you call two men in raincoats in a cemetery?
A: Max Bygraves
Her name was Virginia. Virgin for short, but not for long.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?