Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Baker, Cook, Fry, and Kitchen are real last names!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.

Barbie’s convertible needs a tuneup, but unfortunately this is beyond her ken…

Friend: Why is your brother so wicked?
Boy: He used to have a girlfriend called Ruth. She dumped him so he became ruthless.

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?