Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Random names joke:


Miss Booker was arrested for stealing a book. The cop said book her!


Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-02-20.

My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.
My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.

Selected names jokes:


Did you know John Legend started his own dairy farm?
It's Legend Dairy.


Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.


Mr. Wise is a wise man. Ask Mr. Wise for counsel, otherwise, Mrs. Wise!


Did you hear about the male escort who keeps killing his clients?
They call him Jack the Stripper.



More names jokes...


- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.


My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.


- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa


- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?




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