Random names joke:
Jason Bourne has a brother who lives in Australia.
His name is Mel.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-01-10.
Selected names jokes:
Don't put the Paul McCartney before the Paul McHorsey.
What do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.
My Aunt Penny kept appearing to me
after her cremation.
I guess it’s true that
a Penny urned is a Penny saved.
Somewhere out there your name comes up when couples argue.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?