Random names joke:
I’m great at remembering names.
I just don’t remember which one is yours.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-12.
Selected names jokes:
Asked a Russian guy to explain the meaning of his name but he wasn't very Igor.
Somebody told me I'm terrible with names.
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
My grandmother is 80% Irish.
They call her Iris.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?