Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.

My friend called me at work the other day and told me he was changing his name to Spinal Column.
I told him I’d call him Back.

I'm always Frank with my sexual partners. I don't want them to know my real name.

I was in prison and my cellmate told me to look out for 'one-eyed Bill'.

"Why?" I asked "Is he dangerous?"

He said "No. He just keeps bumping into people".

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?