Random names joke:
My son's name is Noah and I jokingly tell people his middle name is Fence. No one ever gets it.
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Selected names jokes:
I was in prison and my cellmate told me to look out for 'one-eyed Bill'.
"Why?" I asked "Is he dangerous?"
He said "No. He just keeps bumping into people".
I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, But dad, your name is Brian. I said, I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.
What do you call a Roman Emperor with a cold?
Julius Sneezer.
I was named after my dad.
Because I couldn’t possibly have been named before him.
More names jokes...
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?