Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Random names joke:


Stephen King has a son named Joe. I’m not joking, but he is.


Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-01-27.

My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.
My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.

Selected names jokes:


Who's bigger ?
Mr Bigger, Mrs Bigger or their baby ?

Their baby. He's a little Bigger.


Why does Edward Woodward have so many 'D' s" in his name?
If he didn't he'd be Ewar Woowar!


I met an Olympic Athlete and asked him “Are you a pole vaulter?”
He said, No, I’m German but how did you know my name was Valter?


Do you know that if you read EMAN RUOY backwards, you’ll see your name?



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- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.


My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.


- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa


- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?




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