Random names joke:
My friend Tony told me please don't say my name backwards.
I said Y not?
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Selected names jokes:
One of Peter Pan's Lost Boys married the Gone Girl. Their children were nowhere to be seen!
What’s postman Pat going to call himself when he retires?
Pat.
I have a guy named Lou who rents from me
I call him Loutenant.
Your spy name is:
Your last name, followed by a brief pause and then your first and last name.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?