Random names joke:
I met an Olympic Athlete and asked him “Are you a pole vaulter?”
He said, No, I’m German but how did you know my name was Valter?
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-09-18.
Selected names jokes:
Keith, worked in a factory, he had lost an eye in an unfortunate accident , so everyone started callin him keth.
I had a look around a cathedral with my friend Neil but I lost sight of him.
I called his name & 50 visitors dropped to their knees.
My friend Tim broke up with his girlfriend Ruth via text message.
Tim is ruthless.
In Starbucks...
"It's Linda with an i".
"We only need your first name Ms. Withenaye.”
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?