Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

My Aunt Penny kept appearing to me
after her cremation.
I guess it’s true that
a Penny urned is a Penny saved.

Did you know John Legend started his own dairy farm?
It's Legend Dairy.

Keith, worked in a factory, he had lost an eye in an unfortunate accident , so everyone started callin him keth.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?