Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.

I wrote down the names of everyone I dislike on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
He is now high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

I once met David Hasselhoff. He said "call me Hoff" i said "no hassel"

One of Peter Pan's Lost Boys married the Gone Girl. Their children were nowhere to be seen!

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?