Random names joke:
I wasn’t sure how to spell “Bismarck”, but fortunately my phone had Otto-correct.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-06-09.
Selected names jokes:
If you spell your name backwards and put an umlaut over the first vowel, that's your IKEA furniture name.
Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
Baker, Cook, Fry, and Kitchen are real last names!
Mr Bigger married and they had a baby.
Who in the family was bigger?
A: baby Bigger. He was a little bigger!
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?