Random names joke:
Women dating younger men are called "Cougars". Men dating younger women are called "Rich".
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-02-10.
Selected names jokes:
I got chatting to this woman at the bus-stop this morning and she told me that people call her Vivaldi.
I asked her: “Is that because you’re a brilliant violinist?" She said: “No, it’s because my name is Viv and I work at Aldi.“
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
In my car I was stopped by the police he said let me have your name.
I said .
What do I do then .
My grandmother is 80% Irish.
They call her Iris.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?