Random names joke:
What happens when a famous super spy becomes homeless?
“The name’s bond— Vagabond.”
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-03-19.
Selected names jokes:
China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus
...Ah Chu.
I can't remember names. It's my Apollo's heel.
I’ve just had my lip removed….. call me Phil.
During labour a nurse said to a woman. 'How about Epidural Anesthesia?'
She said, 'thanks, but I already picked a name.'
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?