Random names joke:
Did you hear about the guy who changed his name to Authorized Personnel?
It opened a lot of doors for him.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-08-19.
Selected names jokes:
China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus
...Ah Chu.
My friend Maureen studies animals that live in the ocean. She's a Maureen biologist.
My buddy Steve tied a level to the top of his head. Now he’s Even Steven.
I was named after my dad.
Because I couldn’t possibly have been named before him.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?