Random names joke:
Political correctness has gone absolutely bonkers.
My mate Guy Chapman has had to change his name to Person Personperson.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-03-22.
Selected names jokes:
To be fair, I never met a Melissa that wasn’t a hurricane.
Baker, Cook, Fry, and Kitchen are real last names!
Grandma yells across the room: "Billy, what's the name of that german guy who drives me crazy?"
"It's Alzheimer, grandma".
Do you know that if you read EMAN RUOY backwards, you’ll see your name?
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?