Random names joke:
Did you know Demi Moore used to have a sister called Not any?
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-02-21.
Selected names jokes:
Went to a russian doctor to be circumcised.
His name was Dr Kutchakokov.
I have a nephew named Violence who's terrible at math.
Violence doesn't solve anything.
In Starbucks...
"It's Linda with an i".
"We only need your first name Ms. Withenaye.”
My son's name is Noah and I jokingly tell people his middle name is Fence. No one ever gets it.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?