Random names joke:
Worried about a friend of mine named Kate. She joined this group who isolates themselves. I said please don't commune it Kate.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-03-13.
Selected names jokes:
I met an Olympic Athlete and asked him “Are you a pole vaulter?”
He said, No, I’m German but how did you know my name was Valter?
I was named after my dad. Because I could not possibly be named before him!
What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Edward
What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head? Edward Wood
What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head? Edward Woodward
What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head? Dunno
But I betcha Edward Woodward would.
Our friend Pete owns a Japanese bar and restaurant. We go there for Pete's sake.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?