Random names joke:
Dad, "Son, I named you after my father."
After my father, "I know. "
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-02-17.
Selected names jokes:
What do you call a guy who has pencils for fingers?
Mark.
I think that men who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick.
What do you call a man with a light on his head?
Sean de lear.
And his wife is Chrystal Sean de lear. 😄
If Mr Baker's a Baker And Mr Butcher's a Butcher Then what's Mr Dickinson?
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?