Random names joke:
"My name will live forever!"
- Anonymous.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-06-20.
Selected names jokes:
I once met a dyslexic stripper
named Density.
My son Video called me today.
He said "Dad why did you name me Video"?
One of Peter Pan's Lost Boys married the Gone Girl. Their children were nowhere to be seen!
What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?
Phil.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?