Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

The most common surname in China is Chang.
Correct me if it's Wong.

My Wife and I have two boys, 4 and 6.

I still wish we'd given them names instead of numbers.

Have you noticed how lots of popular names have gone out of fashion? For example, over at the Atheist Club, there are no Christians.

My mother warned me against giving my daughter a silly name, but I called her bluff...

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?