Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

Random names joke:


Sky News: 3 Cliff Walkers have fallen to their deaths!
I can't believe they all had the same name !!!!


Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-13.

My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.
My dad could have been Rich, but he chose a different nickname.

Selected names jokes:


What do you use when you haven't got a condom?

A fake name.


Not sure who Pota is, but we eat a lot of his toes.


My friend Tony told me please don't say my name backwards.
I said Y not?


I was in prison and my cellmate told me to look out for 'one-eyed Bill'.

"Why?" I asked "Is he dangerous?"

He said "No. He just keeps bumping into people".



More names jokes...


- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.


My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.


- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa


- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?




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