Random names joke:
I've often wondered:
Who the heck is Pete?
And why do we do things for his sake?
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-11-24.
Selected names jokes:
My favorite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle.
Strange name but she tortoise well.
My friend Humphrey never has to pay at the brothel...
Mr Bigger married and they had a baby.
Who in the family was bigger?
A: baby Bigger. He was a little bigger!
WTF is a Jonathan , you either John or Nathan , you can't be both.
More names jokes...
- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.
- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa
- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?