Jokes About Names That Will Make You Laugh !

"I'm Pete."
"I'm Peter."
"That's not a competition."

Studies show that people named Violet never smile.
That's because Violets are blue.

What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?

Anthony.

So which Wright was the first Wright to write that he finally got it wright? Write? Wrong! Right.

- What is it called when a person named Shaun takes a break?
- Vaca-Shaun.

My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese.

- What's a person with a single lease on their name called?
- Monalisa

- I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- What was the name of his other leg?