Hilarious jokes about DETECTIVEs that will make your day !

A detective is working on a case.
He doesn't have a desk.

Why can’t detectives relax at seafood restaurants?
- Because everything smells fishy!

I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective.
We call him Sherlock Ohms.

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective..
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'

What do you call a detective who just
solves cases accidentally?
Sheer Luck Holmes.

What do you call a real estate agent who secretly moonlights as a detective?
Sherlock Homes.

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective..
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'

Why can’t detectives relax at seafood restaurants?
- Because everything smells fishy!

Quasimodo had no information, but the detective took him to a crime scene anyway. Seems he had a hunch.

Confucius say, girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick.

Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.

The detective agency didn't know whether to trust their informant, named Miss Information.

I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective.
We call him Sherlock Ohms.

My wife told me that she's sick of my obsession with detective mysteries and that we should split up.
"Good idea," I told her. "We'll cover more ground that way."

A detective is working on a case.
He doesn't have a desk.

The country side = No City Dust Here
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The ears = Hear set
The eyes = They see
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant work in street, partly underneath

bird cop: we found two victims, bludgeoned to death
bird detective: any murder weapons?
bird cop: just one stone
bird detective: *lowers shades* my god

The detective looked at the rectangular box on the bed and instantly solved the mystery. It was a brief case.

My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up."

"Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."