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Most ornamental figurines found in gardens are only 30 cm tall and wear red hats... it's a little gnome fact.

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- Updated: 2024-07-20.




Selected dwarf jokes:


I spotted my dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, so I stopped.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.

"Why don't you just sod off" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little guy" I thought, so I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.


The average height of a dwarf is 3 feet.

That's a little gnome fact.


An Elf and an Orc walk into a bar.

The Dwarf walks under it, laughing


Most ornamental figurines found in gardens are only 30 cm tall and wear red hats... it's a little gnome fact.



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I spotted my dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, so I stopped.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.

"Why don't you just sod off" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little guy" I thought, so I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.


Dwarf enters the library
"One book on discrimination of dwarves, please." - says the dwarf.
"Third row..." - replies the librarian - "top shelf."


As an Italian, I am often confused when people have trouble addressing my dwarf father.
I mean, it's a little apparent.


What does dwarf do when you throw him into water?
Microwaves.


A dwarf walks into a bar.
He hits his head and falls down.
I know you were expecting a better joke but the bar was set too low.


Times are hard for everyone but I’ve got a friend who's a dwarf and he's struggling to put food on the table.


"Baby, you're like a dwarf star. Extremely hot but not very bright."


An Elf and an Orc walk into a bar.

The Dwarf walks under it, laughing


Why don't the Seven Dwarves drink ?
Because they're all miners.


My dwarf cow only gives condensed milk.


Most ornamental figurines found in gardens are only 30 cm tall and wear red hats... it's a little gnome fact.


A Genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy."
Now I'm living in a cottage with six dwarves & working in a mine.


Group sex with dwarves is a small perversion.


My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size...

So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink!


One of the seven dwarves has been arrested for having sex with a giraffe...

He said the other six put him up to it!


Where does a Communist Garden Gnome work?
At the Russian Troll Farm.


PornHub now requires users to watch at LEAST 10 minutes of MILF dwarf content before accessing anything else.
That's just a bare mini-mum.


The average height of a dwarf is 3 feet.

That's a little gnome fact.


You never hear about the 8th or 9th dwarves, Pushy & Bully.
Little things, mean a lot.


A basketball player and a dwarf have robbed the local bank.

Police are looking high and low 🤪




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