Random feminist joke:
How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
It depends how thinly you slice them.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-02-12.
Selected feminist jokes:
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 🍿
What's the quickest way of losing unwanted excess fat?
Divorce him.
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
Slow.
When is it much better to be a woman than a man?
When you are in the lavatory and the plane hits turbulence. ✈
More feminist jokes...
An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." 😁