Random feminist joke:
There are two times in his life when a man doesn't understand women.
Before marriage, and after marriage. 💍💒
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-10-23.
Selected feminist jokes:
Why do doctors slap babies' bottoms as soon as they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
If a man and woman both jumped off a high building, who'd land first?
The woman. The man would get lost on the way.
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.
More feminist jokes...
An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." 😁