Random feminist joke:
How do you stop a man getting into your home?
Replace the door locks by bra fastenings.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-08-11.
Selected feminist jokes:
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
What's the quickest way of losing unwanted excess fat?
Divorce him.
There are two times in his life when a man doesn't understand women.
Before marriage, and after marriage. 💍💒
How do you tell when a man is lying?
His lips move.
More feminist jokes...
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
It depends how thinly you slice them.
An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." 😁