Junkies, addicts and drugs jokes !

I seen a homeless man under the Logan bridge giving himself the Vax. If he can do it, so can you!! Stay safe people.

- The junkie tried but couldn't quit.
- All of his efforts were in vein.

My friend was having bowel trouble when smoking marijuana. He didn't know whether to shit or get off the pot.

Do y'all know how much coke Charlie Sheen did? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What's drug junkie's favorite videogame?
Need for SPEED.

- What do you call a sad junkie with a lisp?
- Metherable.

Just saw a junkie at Wal-Mart put his whole dick in a tube of Planter's Cashews
Dude was fucking nuts.

I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine...
The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had.

One in our friend group is supposed to be a dyslexic junkie.
Needles to say it's not me.

Do y'all know how much coke Charlie Sheen did? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

I perform a magic show in which I make marijuana and cocaine disappear.
It's all smoke and mirrors.