Junkies, addicts and drugs jokes !

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

I think ladders should be illegal. All people do is get high on them!

The IRS has made a major announcement. All Cannabis dealers must file a joint tax return.

If 2 ppl open a marijuana business will it be a joint effort?

What's drug junkie's favorite videogame?
Need for SPEED.

- What do you call a sad junkie with a lisp?
- Metherable.

Just saw a junkie at Wal-Mart put his whole dick in a tube of Planter's Cashews
Dude was fucking nuts.

I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine...
The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had.

One in our friend group is supposed to be a dyslexic junkie.
Needles to say it's not me.

Do y'all know how much coke Charlie Sheen did? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

I perform a magic show in which I make marijuana and cocaine disappear.
It's all smoke and mirrors.