Random dentist joke:
Be kind to Dentists. They too have Fillings.
Selected dentist jokes:
Reading this fabulous book called “The Irish Dentist” by Perry O’Donnel. Forward by Ginger Vitis.
The six men in a woman's life who turn her on
The Doctor because he says; "Take your clothes off"
The Dentist because he says; "Open wide"
The Milkman because he says; "Do you want it in the front or the back"
The Hairdresser because he says; "Do you want it teased or blown"
The Interior Decorator because he says; "Once it's in, you'll love it"
The Banker because he says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
My dentist offered to give me dentures for one dollar. I thought it was a good deal.
- But now I have buck teeth!
Whats was written on a Dentist's grave?
This is the last cavity I'm going to fill.
More dentist jokes...
What do you call a Dentist that doesn't like Tea?
Denis.
Just made marble cake.
Anyone recommend a good dentist?
A man and a woman were traveling in a train.Woman : Every time you smile,feel like inviting you to my place. Man: ... Are you single?
Woman: No. I'm a dentist.
A feisty dentist and hot-tempered manicurist got hitched.
Will they fight tooth and nail?
Prostate exams may be uncomfortable but my dentist still insists I get them.
I need someone to brush their teeth with me because my dentist said brushing alone will not prevent cavities
A girl met a guy at the subway.
G: Everytime you smile I feel like calling you over to my place
B: awww... Are you single?
G: No I'm a dentist
Looks like dentists could be next to strike.
So brace yourself.
Once you’ve been to the dentist enough times, you pretty much know the drill.
What did the band geek get when he went to the dentist?
A tuba toothpaste.
A bit of advice: When you go to the dentist, turn off your Bluetooth…
My dentist offered to give me dentures for one dollar. I thought it was a good deal.
- But now I have buck teeth!
My dentist uses the sensitive toothpaste.
He has fillings too.
Professional's Law: Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments when you're not.
My dentist recently bought a boat. Now he’s a floating doc(k).
The FBI Just raided a local dentist office.
They are currently performing a cavity search.
The dentist was set to get at the root of the problem. I don't ever want to go down that canal again.
Something tells me I have a dentist appointment today. I just have that filling.
A band member from the group Boston went to the dentist, he had more than a filling.
I had to change dentists because the last one hurt my fillings.
I have a very sensitive dentist. He's really in touch with his fillings.
Reading this fabulous book called “The Irish Dentist” by Perry O’Donnel. Forward by Ginger Vitis.
Be kind to Dentists. They too have Fillings.
My dentist is originally from Boston.
I hate going to see him, as you always know it's going to be more than a filling.
A dentist and a manicurist argued about their respective career choices. They fought tooth and nail.
If your dentist fixed your cavities with different colors, would you be ok with that, or would you have..
..mixed fillings??
Did you hear about the retired World War II vet who later became a dentist and finished his working career in the
post office?
His tombstone epitaph said, “He fought, tooth and mail.”
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
I brush after every meal, and my dentist says my hair looks lovely.
My dentist said my teeth were stained. He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?".
I said, "I drink it".
I went to the dentist to get a crown made. I hope I made a good impression.
Went to the dentist today, 3 teeth gone and there was blood everywhere...Mind you, he hurt me so he was asking for it.
Whats was written on a Dentist's grave?
This is the last cavity I'm going to fill.
My dentist joined the army and they made him a Drill Sergeant.
Went to my dentist and I told him my teeth were yellow. He told me to wear a Brown neck tie.
An old lady goes to a dentist, lies on his table, drops her panties and stretches her legs
The dentist says “I’m not a gynecologist.” She says “I know, I need my husband’s teeth back.”
Yesterday, I paid a random stranger to put their hands inside my mouth.
Y’know, the dentist.
A dentist and a manicurist decided to get divorced…
They fought tooth and nail.
My doctors, dentist, and hair appointment was canceled.
I was disappointed.
It’s a fact that most people won’t make an appointment to see the dentist until after 2:30.
If your dentist fixed your cavities with different colors, would you be ok with that, or would you have...(puts on sunglasses)😎...
..mixed fillings??
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
When Steven Spielberg visits his dentist, are they impressed with his Jaws?
I spoke to my dentist about how I get pains every time I drink coffee or tea. He asked ‘how long has this been going on for?’ I said, ‘I have been drinking tea and coffee for many years.’
What does the dentist call x-rays?
Tooth pics.
I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
After only 10 years in practice, our dentist retired. He said he was tired of the hole boring business. Said he didn’t want a career working in a filling station all day. We gave him a big plaque. He and his wife, Flossy, moved to Florida.
Some patients are going to die and you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being a dentist...
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30