Hilarious collection of Arabian Jokes.

Laugh like a Sheikh: Arabian Jokes for Every Oasis.


Arabians don't believe in miracles, they rely on them.

Arabians: where 'soon' means anything from tomorrow to never.

Arabians: where the only thing hotter than the desert sun is the food.

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Forget the Camel, We've Got the Laughs.


- Why did the Arabian mathematician bring a ruler to bed?
- To see how long he slept like a log!


Why did the Arabian sheikh bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house!


Do you speak English?
Yes!

Name?
Abdul Aziz.

Sex?
Three to five times a week.

No, no...I mean male or female?
Yes, both male and female

Holy cow!
Yes, cows, sheep, and goats.

But isn't that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, any style!

Oh dear!
No, no! Deer run too fast...


“Just got a holiday to that fab place in the Middle East!”

“Dubai?”

“No, won them in a raffle”.


An Egyptian band called The Scarab Beatles, have a new hit song...Drive My Ka.


I met a really great Dairy farmer in Qatar.
He was a Milk Sheikh.


What flavour crisps do Arabian royalty like?
Sultan vinegar.


In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb 💣


Q. How do you say "Alice in Wonderland" in Arabic?
A. Fatima in the house.




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