Junkies, addicts and drugs jokes !

my drug of choice is the love i get from jesus .
im jus playin , it’s weed.

My friend was having bowel trouble when smoking marijuana. He didn't know whether to shit or get off the pot.

What's drug junkie's favorite videogame?
Need for SPEED.

If you’re experiencing joint pain,
you’re probably holding the lit end.

What's drug junkie's favorite videogame?
Need for SPEED.

- What do you call a sad junkie with a lisp?
- Metherable.

Just saw a junkie at Wal-Mart put his whole dick in a tube of Planter's Cashews
Dude was fucking nuts.

I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine...
The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had.

One in our friend group is supposed to be a dyslexic junkie.
Needles to say it's not me.

Do y'all know how much coke Charlie Sheen did? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

I perform a magic show in which I make marijuana and cocaine disappear.
It's all smoke and mirrors.