Random junky joke:
Did you hear about the junkies who accidentally joined an alt right movement?
Apparently they thought they were signing up to Join For White Powder.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-06-11.
Selected junky jokes:
Who decided to call it “marijuana possession” …
And not “joint custody?”
Did you know.... A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply!!
What happened to the guy that was addicted to bar soap?
He cleaned himself up.
Why did the duck check into rehab?
He was addicted to quack!
More junky jokes...
What's drug junkie's favorite videogame?
Need for SPEED.
- What do you call a sad junkie with a lisp?
- Metherable.
Just saw a junkie at Wal-Mart put his whole dick in a tube of Planter's Cashews
Dude was fucking nuts.
I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine...
The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had.
One in our friend group is supposed to be a dyslexic junkie.
Needles to say it's not me.
Do y'all know how much coke Charlie Sheen did? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
I perform a magic show in which I make marijuana and cocaine disappear.
It's all smoke and mirrors.