Random junky joke:
If 2 ppl open a marijuana business will it be a joint effort?
Selected junky jokes:
What has 300 legs and 37 teeth?
Waiting room at the meth clinic.
I keep telling myself to quit drugs.
Like Im going to listen to a drug addict.
- Did you hear the one about the homeopathic junkie?
- Unfortunately, he died of an underdose.
My girlfriend is a stoner who works at a hotel fixing whatever breaks.
She's kind of high maintenance.
More junky jokes...
What's drug junkie's favorite videogame?
Need for SPEED.
- What do you call a sad junkie with a lisp?
- Metherable.
Just saw a junkie at Wal-Mart put his whole dick in a tube of Planter's Cashews
Dude was fucking nuts.
I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine...
The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had.
One in our friend group is supposed to be a dyslexic junkie.
Needles to say it's not me.
Do y'all know how much coke Charlie Sheen did? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
I perform a magic show in which I make marijuana and cocaine disappear.
It's all smoke and mirrors.