Junkies, addicts and drugs jokes !

If 2 ppl open a marijuana business will it be a joint effort?

Saw 2 druggies having 69 in the park.
He was on crack, she was on blow.

Nigga took my weed,I took his wheelchair now none of us is rolling.

I'm pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It's just that most of them aren't snitches.

What's drug junkie's favorite videogame?
Need for SPEED.

- What do you call a sad junkie with a lisp?
- Metherable.

Just saw a junkie at Wal-Mart put his whole dick in a tube of Planter's Cashews
Dude was fucking nuts.

I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine...
The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had.

One in our friend group is supposed to be a dyslexic junkie.
Needles to say it's not me.

Do y'all know how much coke Charlie Sheen did? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

I perform a magic show in which I make marijuana and cocaine disappear.
It's all smoke and mirrors.