Junkies, addicts and drugs jokes !

- What's the difference between a drug dealer and a homosexual?
- One's crack is in a junkie and the other's junk is in a crack.

The FDA wanted to pull a new memory drug off the market when they found it couldn’t be recalled.

What's drug junkie's favorite videogame?
Need for SPEED.

Did you hear about the town that legalized pot but banned alcohol?
The residents were left high and dry.

What's drug junkie's favorite videogame?
Need for SPEED.

- What do you call a sad junkie with a lisp?
- Metherable.

Just saw a junkie at Wal-Mart put his whole dick in a tube of Planter's Cashews
Dude was fucking nuts.

I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine...
The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had.

One in our friend group is supposed to be a dyslexic junkie.
Needles to say it's not me.

Do y'all know how much coke Charlie Sheen did? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

I perform a magic show in which I make marijuana and cocaine disappear.
It's all smoke and mirrors.