Random feminist joke:
What do men and women have in common?
They both distrust men.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-09-15.
Selected feminist jokes:
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes. 👔
Can you imagine a world without men?
No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.
Why do doctors slap babies' bottoms as soon as they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
For those people concerned that Alexa is listening to your conversations, they’re now bringing out a male version.It doesn’t listen to anything.
More feminist jokes...
An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." 😁