Random feminist joke:
Why are men like toilets?
They're either vacant, engaged, or full of crap.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-09-13.
Selected feminist jokes:
Can you imagine a world without men?
No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.
Do feminist ever say they are MENtally stable ?
What do you call a happy feminist?
I’ll let you know if I ever see one.
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any. 😁
More feminist jokes...
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
It depends how thinly you slice them.
An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." 😁