Hilarious Maniacs, Freaks and Perverts Jokes !

Random maniac joke:


How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?
Two, then one, then none.

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Selected freaky jokes:


A wife calls her husband driving to work
and says, "Honey be careful. There's a maniac driving on the wrong side of the road on the highway."
He responds, "One maniac? There are hundreds of them."


Someone keeps sending me flowers with all the heads cut off...
I think I'm being stalked


A maniac is on the loose after stabbing 6 people with a knitting needle...
Early reports from the police suggest he is following some kind of pattern...


Most men hope they will marry a nymphomaniac.
The problem is, that after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac is still there.



More freaky jokes...


Someone keeps sending me flowers with all the heads cut off...
I think I'm being stalked


I could tell she loved me by the way she signed the restraining order.


A lunatic, a maniac and a serial killer have moved into our neighborhood.
We have changed the name of the street to Psycho Path.


Have you heard about the homicidal maniac who papercuts people to death with terms and conditions documents?
He’s a contract killer.


- Why did the maniac kill the train engineer?
- He had a loco-motive.


What do you call a manic-depressive math professor with suicidal tendencies?
Sinusoidal.


How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?
Two, then one, then none.


A maniac is on the loose after stabbing 6 people with a knitting needle...
Early reports from the police suggest he is following some kind of pattern...


Did you hear about the guy who got caught stealing electric guitars?
He was a Clapton maniac.


A wife calls her husband driving to work
and says, "Honey be careful. There's a maniac driving on the wrong side of the road on the highway."
He responds, "One maniac? There are hundreds of them."


A man is yelling "People, listen to me! I am the son of Satan!" out of the window of a mental asylum.
Another one sticks his head out and yells:
"Don't listen to him, he's a maniac! I don't have a son!"


Most men hope they will marry a nymphomaniac.
The problem is, that after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac is still there.




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