Discover the lighter side of Germany.
"As a Brit, I've always admired the efficiency and precision of the Germans, especially when they're on holiday racing to claim sunbeds."
- Ricky Gervais
"Germany is so efficient that when they have a 5-minute coffee break, they're back to work in 4 minutes and 58 seconds."
- Conan O'Brien
Experience the lighter side of German culture with our side-splitting jokes.
I asked a German what the square root of 81 was. He just keeps telling me "no" for some reason.
My grandfather destroyed 30 German planes during World War II.
He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
The captain contacts the German Coastguard and says: "Mayday, mayday, this is the UK69 and we are sinking. I repeat, we are sinking."
The German coastguard replies: "Vot are you sinking about?"
German jokes: Where wit meets laughter!
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Experience the joy of German humor with our side-splitting jokes!
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Crack up your friends with our selection of German jokes!
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German jokes that will leave you in stitches!
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