Random gynecologist joke:
Q. How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A. By becoming a ventriloquist!
Selected gynecologist jokes:
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist". The proctologist fainted.
Only two years ago, my wife’s gynecologist delivered pizza.
Still to this day, they both think it’s a bad name.
Sign over a Gynecologist Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Today I learned not all people are appreciative of ventriloquism.
Especially my gynecologist.
More gynecologist jokes...
Woman goes to a gynecologist:
Gynecologist: Have you ever had a checkup there?
Woman: No, but I have had a few Hungarians.
Why do women prefer older Gynecologists?
Their hands shake.
Only two years ago, my wife’s gynecologist delivered pizza.
Still to this day, they both think it’s a bad name.
An old lady goes to a dentist, lies on his table, drops her panties and stretches her legs
The dentist says “I’m not a gynecologist.” She says “I know, I need my husband’s teeth back.”
Q. How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A. By becoming a ventriloquist!
Today I learned not all people are appreciative of ventriloquism.
Especially my gynecologist.
Sign over a Gynecologist Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist". The proctologist fainted.
A woman goes to the dentist and wait her turn. The dentist calls her in and she takes off her underwear and sits down and puts her legs up. The dentist says I’m sorry but I’m not a gynecologist and the woman says I know but I need you to take my husband’s teeth out.
A cardiologist died. According to his will, he was buried in a heart shape grave. One of the doctors laughed at the grave. People asked "Why did you laugh at the heart shaped grave?" Doctor replied "I am thinking about my grave. I am a Gynecologist!"
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
A: He could read lips! 💋
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist. 👨⚕️
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.