Unleash your inner hipster.
"I don't always drink coffee, but when I do, it's from a mason jar and I'm wearing a beanie."
- Ryan Gosling
"I was into kale before it was a superfood."
- Gwyneth Paltrow
Weird never felt so funny.
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2024-07-26.
Hipster Jokes: Because being mainstream is too mainstream.
Get your daily dose of irony at Hipster Jokes, before it becomes mainstream.
Hipster Jokes: Where laughter is the trendiest accessory.
"My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."
...said the hipster necrophiliac.
Why did the hipster throw away his math book?
He found it too derivative.
I almost put my foot on the bathroom sink earlier, then remembered I'm not a millennial.
Flipped my pillow to the cool side and found some hipsters crafting IPAs.
I drank tea before it was cool.
...mostly cuz I dont like cold tea...
I farted in a room of hipsters.
I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: What was the hipster doing at the computer?
A: Looking in the recycling bin for something retro.
Q: How do you know if Shakira is still cool?
A: Hipsters don't lie.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Q: What do you call a dictator who wants to save the environment?
A: Adolph Hipster.
Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave.
A: They don't like conventional ovens.
Q: How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
A: Put it in a man bun.
Q: Why are all the ugly chicks hipsters?
A: Because beauty is just too Mainstream!
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment?
A: Mumblr.
Q: What do you get if you cross a hipster with a vampire?
A: Count swagula.
Q: How do you kill a hipster?
A: Stab it with a Pitchfork.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.