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Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?
Because everyone told him he was a fungi.

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Selected introvert jokes:


So an introvert goes into a bank and decides they need some money. Hesitantly, they walk to the counter. After the teller greets them they immediately respond with, "Hi, can you leave me a loan?"


If half the population really are introverts...... why haven't I met any?


Here's an idea you can use to get some time alone as an introvert.
Just cough once and tell them how amazing the china trip was.


Im developing a new fragrance for introverts

Its called Leave me the fuh cologne.



More introvert jokes...


Friend: Want to hangout tomorrow, introvert ?

Me: I already performed an activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry.


FUN Fact
Nothing makes an introvert happy than a cancelled plan.


'm such an introvert that if I ever have to draw attention I draw it on paper.


I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts.
Thank God no-one showed up.


Did you hear about the golf club for introverts?
They had to close within the first year because nobody showed up.


Why did the introvert cross the road?
Fuck you leave me alone.


As an introvert I don't get the phrase "go big or go home"
Why the hell would I want to go big when i'm allowed to go home and be alone.


Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?
So he could look at others' faces.


Why didn't the two introverts go camping?
Because it's two fucking in tents.


What do Introverts do when they mess up a joke?
Introvise .


How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?
"LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"


What'd I say to my introvert friends who were jerking off alone in separate rooms?
"C'mon, pull yourselves together!"


Q: How much does the average introvert weigh?
A: Not enough to break the ice.


The First Rule of Introvert Club is...
Don’t speak.


I'm in a band called The Introverted Pessimists.
You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.


You think you are introverted?
Wait until you never meet me.


An introvert walks into a bar...
My bad, I was thinking of someone else. The introvert stayed at home.


I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.
He mined his own business.


Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?
Because everyone told him he was a fungi.


A vegan and an introvert walk into a room which one tells you what they are first?
None; the person who hasn't watched "a single episode of Game of Thrones" beat them to it.


If half the population really are introverts...... why haven't I met any?


Here's an idea you can use to get some time alone as an introvert.
Just cough once and tell them how amazing the china trip was.


Q: How to spot an introvert in a crowd ?
A: Please don't.


An introvert walks into a bar...
Then immediately walks out because fuck that shit.


I'm such an introvert that I keep a gun next to my bed to shoot myself when a thief enters my house just because I don't wanna go with the process of meeting him.


Research done on introvertsmrevealed nothing.


Sex for introverts is another opportunity to go inside.


AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN INTROVERT PARTY, CUZ AN INTROVERT PARTY...
Don’t start.


Q: How do you kill an introvert?
A: Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen.


How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?
Why must it be a group activity?


What's the difference between introverted and extroverted engineers?
The extroverted engineer looks at *your* shoes...


Have you met Post Malone's introvert brother?
Leave M'Alone.


How do you know someone is an introvert?
They won't shut the fuck up about it.


Q: Why did an introvert become an astronaut?
A: He needed his space.


So an introvert goes into a bank and decides they need some money. Hesitantly, they walk to the counter. After the teller greets them they immediately respond with, "Hi, can you leave me a loan?"


Q: What is a group of introverts called?
A: An oxymoron!


The introvert urge to stay up far too late because it’s the only time you can be alone.


Her: my eyes are up here

Me, an introvert: can I just keep staring at my feet?


How do you know if an introvert is waving at you?

He’s not.


Im developing a new fragrance for introverts

Its called Leave me the fuh cologne.


I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts.
It's called:

"Leave me the fuh cologne."


Why are linux geeks very introverted?
Because they never come out of their shell.




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