Random Viking joke:
I was digging in the back garden when I came across a horde of Viking coins.
I was so excited I almost ran in to tell my wife.
Until I remembered why I was digging.
Selected Viking jokes:
If a Viking is reincarnated, is he Bjorn again?
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
What do you call a Viking who’s been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
More Viking jokes...
Q: Why was the Viking ship so cheap?
A: It was on sail.
Q: What does every Viking do on their birthday?
A: They get older!
Q: What do Vikings play when they’re on a long journey?
A: Cards – because they always have a deck.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking.
What did the Viking say when hanging out his laundry?
"Today is a good day to dry."
Why did the viking buy an old boat ?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla.
What does a Viking call his truck?
A Fjord.
Q: How do Vikings get each other's attention?
A: They ValHolla!
Musical viking = Vising.
Viking ok motorcycle = Biking.
Viking that rules = ViKing.
Viking with glasses =Veyeking.
Viking that is leaving = Byeking.
Viking that enjoys = Liking.
Viking who lies = Lieking.
Viking in forest = Hiking.
Viking with weed = Highking.
Viking in air = Skying.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What do you call a Viking who’s been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
What is a Viking’s favorite music?
Ragnarock.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We’ll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Wanna here a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there’s Norway you’d laugh at it.
My girlfriend said if I don’t stop my obsession with Viking culture she’ll fight me to the death.
“Jokes on you,” I said. “If I die in battle, I’ll go straight to Valhalla.”
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn’t bring back the ugly ones.
I was digging in the back garden when I came across a horde of Viking coins.
I was so excited I almost ran in to tell my wife.
Until I remembered why I was digging.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
Basically English is what happened when Vikings learned Latin and used it to shout at Germans.
If a Viking is reincarnated, is he Bjorn again?
Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
A: By norse code!
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn’t a fjord a new one.
- What is a vegan Viking called?
- A Norvegan.
When the vikings die in battle, they reach Van Halen. 🤘