Breaking the ice with laughter!
"I lost my virginity late in life. It was like finding a needle in a haystack, but with less blood."
- Conan O'Brien
Laugh your way into the world of virginity with Virgin Jokes!
A man had a problem...he was a virgin because he had a 25 inch penis...
After seeking consults from all the Doctors in his town and being told no one could help him, the man sulks and starts walking home. A homeless man sitting on the sidewalk noticed his forlorn appearance and asked him what was wrong.
"I have a 25 inch penis and none of the Doctors in town are able to help me reduce it."
"I know someone who can," replied the old man. "See, I was once in your shoes and had a 25 inch penis. Doctors couldn't help me either. Then one day as I sat at the lake pondering suicide, a frog hopped up on a lily pad and told me that if I asked him to marry me, that 5 inches would disappear from my penis. I know, it sounds absurd. But damn if it didn't work. You should go see him."
So the man goes to the local lake and sure enough finds the frog sitting on a lily pad. 'Here goes nothing...'
"Frog...will you marry me?"
"No," said the frog.
POOF!! 5 inches disappeared from his penis.
"WOW! It actually works! Frog....will you marry me?"
"No," replied the frog.
POOF!! Another 5 inches disappears. The man now has a 15 inch penis and thought that if he could just lose 5 more inches, he might just be able to take a woman to bed or even star in a porn flick. "I'll ask just one more time and walk away happy with a 10 inch penis."
So he asked the frog one more time. "Frog...will you marry me?"
"How many times do I have to tell you??? NO, NO, NO!!!"
👴🏻: "You took my daughter's virginity"
👨🏼: "I'm sorry Sir, won't happen again"
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Virgin Jokes: Where innocence meets hilarity!
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