Bald Jokes: No hair, don't care!

Your head is so hairless that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken c**dom.

You are so bare when you wear a turtle neck; you look like roll-on deodorant!

The best thing about being tall and bald is that people just think you are tall.

What do you call lice on a hairless head of a man? Homeless.

What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hairline.

When bald people wash their face, how far up do they go?

What if all bareheaded and bearded people really just have hair cut upside down?

I got my father's weak chin, receding hairline, and a big, hook nose. It was the strangest will reading I have ever attended.

People with hairless heads have problems. You cannot pretend that the hair you find in food is your own.

I am not saying my friend's losing his hair, but lice are starting to picket about deforestation.