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Why'd the Polygamist cross the road? To get to the other bride...

The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had three squaws.
The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee made of buffalo hide, and the youngest in a teepee of hippopotamus hide.
Then he slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip.
He was gone nine moons and when he returned, he went into the elk hide teepee and found that his wife had borne him a son. Likewise, in the buffalo hide teepee, that squaw, too, had borne him a son. So, imagine his surprise when he found twin baby boys in the hippopotamus hide teepee.
This just proves that ...

The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"

"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"

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If i had many wives, i would make sure they all spoke different languages so they could not make fun of me behind my back.
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I’m only 2 wives short of being a polygamist.

I must be a polygamist because my wife is a Gemini.

Doesn't make sense that most women are against polygamy. Every little girl had at least ten Barbies and just one Ken.

Some guys refer to their wife as "their better half." What if you're a polygamist? "Here's Joan, my better sixth?"

Her: Could you do Polygamy?

Me: Hell no. I hated algebra in High School.

A boy to his dad: "What's polygamy?"
"Go ask your mothers", he said.

I want to handle the topic of traditional homosexual polygamy.
Just like my four fathers did.

"You are accused of polygamy"

"And who pressed charges?

"Your wife"

"Which one exactly?"

There is a local beer company here in Utah called Polygamy Porter
Their motto is "Beer so good, why not have more than one"

A boy to his dad: "What's polygamy?"
"It's having one wife too many", he says.

"And what is monogamy?"

"... the same"

If having two sex partners is bigamy, and anything above that is polygamy, what is it called when having a single sex partner?
Monotony.

What is the punishment for polygamy in the United States?
Multiple mothers-in-law.

I think a polygamist just asked me to marry him. I bet I just didn’t harem right.

He’s a hippie. He’s a polygamist. How does he count his wives? One Misses Hippie. Two Misses Hippie……