Where humor never rests in peace.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia?
A few weeks.
How do necrophiles get consent?
A ouija board.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
Cracking open a cold one.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-12-20.
Where the punchlines are always cold and stiff.
Funny Necrophiliac Jokes: Because laughter is timeless, even if the subject isn't.
Where the jokes are so wrong, they're dead right.
Where every joke is a grave matter.
Because sometimes, the best jokes are six feet under.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died. Now he’s into necrophilia.
What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?
You don't have to bring the flowers.
Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead.
Hey, thanks for the compliment!
How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?
Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
My necrophiliac girlfriend told me I was dead to her.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?
He's always HARD at work.
"My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."
...said the hipster necrophiliac.
A couple of necrophiliacs were walking around town. One of them saw a morgue and said:
"Hey, wanna go in for a couple of cold ones?"
What’s the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish?
15 seconds.
What is a necrophiliac’s favorite candy?
A Hearsey’s Kiss.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Incest is relatively boring, necrophilia is dead boring...
You know you are into necrophilia...
when your romance
is dead.
Why is it a bad idea to date a necrophiliac ? He just wants you for your body !
A bestiality enthusiast, an arson, a sadist, a necrophile, and a masochist are right outside a psych ward when a cat passes by.
The beastialty enthusiast says "let's fuck the cat," the arsonist says, "let's fuck the cat, then burn it," the sadist says, "let's fuck the cat, burn the cat, then kill it," then the necrophile says, "let's fuck the cat, burn the cat, kill the cat, then fuck it again," and finally the masochist says, "MEOW!"
3 necrophilliacs where talking About how long they prefer a person to be dead before they have sex with them. 1st guy," I like them to be fresh dead, yes." 2nd guy, " I like them 3 days dead, just stinking real bad." 3rd guy says, " I prefer 3 weeks dead." "Why?"
the other 2 exclaim. "Because no matter where I poke, I get penetration!
Necrophilia: When you feel the urge to crack open a cold one.
What is a necrophiliac pirate's favorite hobby?
Diggin' for booty.
A zoophile, a sadist, a pyromaniac, a necrophile, and a masochist find a cat on the street.
The zoophile says, "We should fuck the cat."
The sadist says, "We should fuck the cat, torture it, and then fuck it again."
The pyromaniac says, "We should fuck the cat, torture it with fire, and then fuck it again."
The necrophile says, "We should fuck the cat, torture it to death with fire, and then fuck it again."
The masochist says, "Meow."
What comes after death?
A Necrophiliac.
Having sex with a depressed person is necrophilia. Cause we're dead inside. 😉