Unveiling the Fun: Striptease Jokes to Brighten Your Day!

People who think their government cares about them probably think strippers love them too.

The people who think government cares about them are the same ones who believe the stripper loves them.

Every girl is a stripper if you wait outside of her window long enough.

What do you call a stripper who also works as a hooker who is known for squirting?
Krystal Geyser.

For my birthday my friends hired a stripper, he was rubbish..I got most of the paint off the doors myself.

Strippers are really bad investors. You know why….they tend to lose their shirts.

If you're withdrawing money from an ATM at one am, it's NOT going to charity

If you're withdrawing money from an ATM at one am, for charity, that's the stripper's name.

I met a stripper with really nice Gucci clothes
Then I found out it was a ripoff.

Did you hear about the male escort who keeps killing his clients?
They call him Jack the Stripper.

If I were a stripper I would be called bacon.
Because bacon strips.

The stripper made her son lunch for school today.
It was hoe made.

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?
The North Pole.

Why should you never fight Destiny?
Because then you will have to fight the bouncers, and every other stripper in the club.

My credit card is like a stripper.
There isn't much on it.

What's the best part of a bulimic birthday party?
...When the cake jumps out of the stripper.

I got kicked out of a titty club.
The stripper started yelling at me for using fake money, so I yelled at her for using fake titties.

What's the difference between a waitress at a strip club and a stripper?
About 2 weeks.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?
She had little to no coverage.

A man walks into a bar and sees a plus sized stripper dancing on a table..
He tells her, "Nice legs!"
"Wow, you really think so?"
"Definitely," he replies, "most tables would have collapsed for sure."

My friend is a male stripper. He hates his job and wants to quit, but the pay is too good.
So he decided to stick it out for a little longer.

I bought my wife a stripper pole for our anniversary and installed it in our bedroom.
Whenever I ask her if she likes it, she just dances around the subject.

The average stripper weighs 112lbs.
According to one pole.

I once met a dyslexic stripper
named Density.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?
Strippers don't rig their polls.

Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a strip club
Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra.

I stole a stripper's kid.
It was like taking baby from a Candi.

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light bulb ?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn’t have that much breast milk.

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.

My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper.
But she screamed when I brought her one.

Being a stripper is like working at McDonald's....
Covered in oil and questioning your choices after high school.

Q:How are strippers like giants?
A:they both grind bones to make bread.

Möbius strippers...
never show their backside.

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?
Mini-mom wage.

I would have been a stripper...
...but I just couldn't pull it off.

My gf started to do a striptease just for me. She asked me what should go out first.

Apparently "The light" was not the correct answer.

I hate strip clubs. I had a bad experience in one once.

Got taken to one for my birthday this one time. As the strippers did their thing, I quickly ran completely out of bills. Thought I saw a place to swipe my credit card though ...

You wouldn't believe the commotion when I tried it.

Full disclosure: My late father worked on and off as a stripper. He also did refinishing and other carpentry work.