Laugh Your Pants Off with Underwear Jokes.

I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean on thing... It’s laundry day.

I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean on thing... It’s laundry day.

“He gently slid her panties to the side

so he could fit the rest of the socks in her drawer.”

My ex never wore panties to cookouts....

It kept the flies off the food.

A “buttload” of underwear would be exactly one pair.

If you wear granny panties, it's actually illegal for you to give fashion advice.

I'm "keeps a pair of underwear in the glove box because I don't trust my farts anymore" years old.

Paul McCartney has been asked to improve the Syrian president's skimpy underwear.

Take Assad's thong and make it better.

Some people change relationships like the rest of us change underwear.
At least once a day, sometimes more if shit got messy.

My neighbour said she thinks she knows who's stealing her underwear.
I nearly crapped her pants when she said that.

Do you know why a witch never wears panties?

More grip on the broom.

What kind of underwear do long distance runners wear? Marathongs...

I bought some sexy crotchless panties in Victoria's Secret today.
"A surprise for the wife?" asked the cashier.
"Maybe" I replied, "It all depends on whether she catches me wearing them or not."

I went into Victoria's Secret and asked the assistant if they sold satin underwear.

They advised me that EVERYTHING they sell is brand new!

Girls think they can change a guy who doesn't even change his underwear daily..

I am doing a bra giveaway.

Send me pics of your boobs and I'll see if I have something that fits you.

I was watching TV and an ad for a new wireless bra came on. I didn't know they were electric.

I've never understood why people hold "brief" meetings. Why would you want to have a meeting in your underwear?

I wish I hadn't bought my underwear online.
They now want me to take a brief survey.

I was an underwear model, but not very long, just a brief moment.

I love putting on warm underwear fresh from the dryer, plus it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to…

What do they call a bra in Germany,
A stopth em from floppin.

When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is rip my wife's panties off. Because they're too small and the elastic is killing me.

Surprise him by stashing skittles in your bra so later when he motorboats you he can taste the rainbow.

I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean onе thing... It’s laundry day.

The lingerie owner didn't know how well he was doing. He was underwear of his success.

It was National no bra day today but i knew it was going to be a flop due to the lack of support.

I choose my underwear for the day based on how likely I am to have sex.
Today I'm wearing a used grocery bag I found floating across the highway

When she is talking to me without bra I automatically start seeing her points.

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

My wife told me no one is coming over for Thanksgiving and I can sit in my underwear all day, so much to be thankful for.

Was going to tell a quick bra joke...
...however I'm strapped for time.

My dad sent me to a psychiatrist for wearing his bra again.

I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online.
My boss was furious.

Chuck once dueled Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes forever!

Man or woman, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.

Confucius say, man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face.

Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

An English gentleman was waiting at a bus stop...
...standing next to him was a very attractive woman in a very short dress. A sudden breeze caused her dress to fly up revealing she had no panties on. The English gentleman witnessed this and being a bit flustered said, "Bit airy, isn't it"
The woman replied, "What were you expecting? Feathers?"

A 60 years old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship.
She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away....
A gentleman approached the lady and said .....
"Ma'am, ....
I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up"....
The lady replied, ......
"Sir, if I take my hands off of my hat it will blow away".....
"I understand,..ma'am,.....but .... you aren't wearing any panties", .....replied the gentleman.
The lady looked down then ......back up at the gentleman and said,
- "Sir, .... anything you see down that is 60 years old. I bought this hat yesterday"