Spice Up Your Bedroom with Position 69 Jokes!

Because laughter is the best foreplay!

My partner asked me if I wanted to try Position 69, and I said 'Sure, but I'm terrible at math.'

I tried Position 69 once, but I got hungry halfway through and ended up ordering a pizza.

Position 69 is the ultimate teamwork exercise.

Position 69 Jokes meme.
Position 69 Jokes meme.

Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated: 2024-07-20.

  1. Where the jokes are as satisfying as the position itself!

  2. You’ve heard of a 69, but have you heard of a 71?
    It’s like a 69 , but with two watching.

    Approximately 70 percent of the earth is covered by water. Only 1 percent of this water is drinkable.
    Therefore 69 is dirty.

    I had a 69 with my son's teacher,
    wait, he's homeschooled. Nevermind.

    So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69 .
    Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.

    I asked my German wife to give me a 69 .
    She replied, “Sex, Nein!”

  3. Because a sense of humor is essential in the bedroom!

  4. I was really excited when I picked up a book titled “ 69 Mating positions ”.
    Turns out it was about chess.

    How do a violinist and a cellist perform a 69 ?
    The cellist fingers the G with some vibrato, and the violinist is doing a bouncing spiccato on the D.

    How does 69 differ from a family reunion?
    During 69, you only see 1 asshole!

    Everyone is a fan of the 69 position but I prefer the 68.
    That's when you blow me and I owe you one.

    What’s the square root of 69 ?
    Ate something.

  5. Because sex should always be fun and lighthearted!

  6. Husband: “hey honey, how about a 69 tonight?”
    Wife: “the number you have dialed is not in service at this time”.

    How to respond when someone asks if you want to 69 ?
    I’m down if you’re down.

    Saw 2 druggies having 69 in the park.
    He was on crack, she was on blow.

    What does 69 plus 69 equal ?
    Dinner for 4.

    "Dad what is 69 ?" asks son
    Dad: Well son, it a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally.
    Son: So what shall I write? Odd or even.

  7. Position 69 jokes: where the punchline is always a happy ending!

  8. Never ask a 69 year old to act their age!

    Twitter 69 - you retweet me, I'll retweet you.

    Q. Whats 72?
    A. 69 with three people watching.

    A: Mouthwash.

    A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

  9. Position 69 jokes: because who says sex can't be funny?

  10. A man hires a hooker and they go back to his house. The man says I have never had a 69 before. The hooker says okay lets try that. they get into position and she farts. the hooker says o i'm sorry, i don't know whats gotten into me. she goes into the bathroom to freshen up. she comes out and gets into position and again she farts. she says sorry i don/t know whats gotten into me.let me go freshen up . she gets into position again and she farts she says sorry let me go freshen up. The man says don't worry i don't want 67 more of those.

    Q: What is the speed limit of sex?
    A: 68mph. At 69 you have to turn around

    After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Kevin remembered he has a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash.
    As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.
    The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide.
    The dentist got close enough & said, "Man did you have a 69 before you came here?"
    Kevin, shocked says, "Why, No! Does my breath smell like pussy?"

    The dentist says, "No, but your forehead smells like ass!"

    The sexual position called 69 is now called 96. Due to the economy the cost of eating out has gone up.

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