When Three's Not a Crowd.
A threesome is like a puzzle—trying to fit all the pieces together without losing any.
Threesomes are like pizza—sometimes you just need that extra topping.
When it comes to threesomes, the more, the merrier...and funnier!
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Weird never felt so funny.
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2024-09-07.
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Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins
Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.
Yo mama so fat...
that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet.
Good- I've just had a threesome.
Bad-It was two guys and a girl.
Ugly-The girl was a blow-up doll.
The Greeks invented threesomes.
The Romans added the women.
My boyfriend wants to have a threesome.
My boyfriend wants to have a threesome. So I told him when cloning is legal, then he can have one.
had a threesome with two anorexic girls last night...
... Two birds one stone
I Had A Threesome With My Best Friend and His Girlfriend
After the first 45 minutes I told him, "I don't think she's coming."
I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old...
How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old.
I never want to have a threesome,
If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose.
Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
My neighbours want me to come over for a threesome.
I told them I might be bi later.
I had a threesome last night. A couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.
I had a mind blowing threesome last night.
The restaurant calls
it a sampler, but whatever.
I almost had a threesome tonight, all I needed was two more people.!!!!!
If sex with three people is a threesome and sex with four people is a foursome, now you know why everybody calls you handsome!
A guy in his mid twenties is in a bar when he notices an atractive milf. He decides to try his luck and goes over to talk with her.
She seems interested and after a few drinks she asks him if he has ever considered taking part in a mother / daughter threesome. Seeing as the milf is so attractive he figures why not? Surely with such an attractive milf the daughter must be attractive as well.
They get a cab to her house and as she unlocks the door she shouts; "Mom, put in your teeth, we have a guest!"