Breaking Stereotypes with Laughter: Bisexual Jokes.

"We're bi-coastal, bi-lingual, and definitely bi-comedic.


I'm not half gay, I'm double awesome.

I don't play for one team, I play for the whole league.

I don't have a type, I have a spectrum.

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Bisexual Jokes meme.

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- Updated: 2024-07-22.




  1. Bisexual jokes: because laughter knows no boundaries.


  2. I’m currently looking to date a very curvy bisexual.
    I guess you can say I have a bi-ass.


    How much sex does a person who likes both men and women have?
    Just enough to get Bi .


    What’s does a Harvard applicant and a Pornhub applicant have in common?
    Prentending to be bi for diversity points.


    What happens to a bisexual when they can't find a partner?
    They're on StandBi.


    What does a bisexual porn star do at work?
    Fuck all.



  3. Bisexual humor: for those who love to laugh on both sides of the fence.


  4. Q:What do a double hinged gate and a bisexual have in common?
    A:They swing both ways.


    How does a LGBT Communist get to work?
    On their Bi Sickle!


    I keep meeting bi women on the apps.
    Every time I say hello they say Byeee.


    My neighbours want me to come over for a threesome.
    I told them I might be bi later.


    Every girl is bi .
    You just gotta figure out if it's polar or sexual.



  5. We've got jokes that swing both ways - just like us!


  6. What would you call a child born to bi parents?
    A byproduct.


    I always get nervous when my bi roommate tells jokes,
    they can go either way.


    I told my boyfriend I was bisexual....
    He *buys* me food, and I'll get *sexual*.


    How could you tell that the ambidextrous baseball player was bisexual?
    Cuz he swings both ways.


    What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?
    A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.



  7. Our jokes are as fluid as our sexuality.


  8. Me: Are You Bi ?
    Her: Yeah, i am.
    Me: Have you told your parents ?
    Her: Yes. Why are you asking ?
    Me: That must’ve taken them.. bi surprise.


    If you're bi and single then you aren't bisexual.
    Your bi yourself.


    What do bisexuals say when they separate?
    Bi bi.


    A NAKED BISEXUAL POLAR BEAR WITH BIPOLAR DISORDER IS A BARE BIPOLAR BI POLAR BEAR


    If you're bi and single then you aren't bisexual.
    Your bi yourself.



  9. Bi the way, we've got jokes for everyone!


  10. - What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
    - Bisexual.


    A NAKED BISEXUAL POLAR BEAR WITH BIPOLAR DISORDER IS A BARE BIPOLAR BI POLAR BEAR.





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