Dirty Jokes about MILFs: Where Motherhood Meets Comedy.

MILFs united in laughter.

"I used to think motherhood was going to slow me down, but being a MILF has given me a whole new level of confidence and sexiness. Bring on the mom jeans and miniskirts!"

- Famous MILF and Hollywood Star

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- Updated: 2024-07-20.

  1. Making MILF humor funny again.

  2. My wife left me because of autocorrect.
    That's the last time she'll ever text me saying "can you please bring home some milf from the supermarket.

    In MILF porn...
    There's always one motherfucker...

    I must be getting old.
    My favorite teen pornstar is now on the MILF sites.

    My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague.
    I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”

    My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague.
    I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”

  3. Because every MILF deserves a good laugh and a glass of wine.

  4. What's hindi for milf?

    A guy in his mid twenties is in a bar when he notices an atractive milf. He decides to try his luck and goes over to talk with her.

    She seems interested and after a few drinks she asks him if he has ever considered taking part in a mother / daughter threesome. Seeing as the milf is so attractive he figures why not? Surely with such an attractive milf the daughter must be attractive as well.

    They get a cab to her house and as she unlocks the door she shouts; "Mom, put in your teeth, we have a guest!"

    I finally know why people like eating out MILFs.
    They got the umami flavor.

    I collect pictures of MILFs.
    They are my pokemom cards.

    My mother came up to me and said, "Son, what does MILF stand for?"
    I said, "Mum I'd Like to Fuck".
    She said, "Ok, let me bath first."

  5. Funny MILF jokes: for moms who still know how to have fun.

  6. What's the best part of having sex with a milf?
    Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!

    I just bought PornHub Premium.
    And now there aren’t any horny milfs in my area that want to have sex with me anymore.

    Melbourne is beginning to look a lot like a MILF.
    42 and fucking HOT.

    PornHub now requires users to watch at LEAST 10 minutes of MILF dwarf content before accessing anything else.
    That's just a bare mini-mum.

    A captain enhances his soldiers' spirit before going to battle
    He asks Ryan first

    \- What is America, you?

    \- It is my mother, and I love it more than anything.

    \- What would you do for her?

    \- I would sacrifice myself, if necessary.

    Pleased, he asks Forrest

    \- And you, do you love America, soldier?

    \- Yes, but actually no, sir.

    \- Why is that, soldier?

    \- It would be morally wrong, sir. Ryan's mom is married, and I ain't a big fan of MILF.

  7. Where motherhood meets mischief: Unleash your inner MILF humor!

  8. What did the ancient egyptians call their milfs?

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